amyth, all kinds of ~ma for your brother.
Zoe: Is there any way I'm gonna get out of this with honor and dignity? Wash: You're pretty much down to ritual suicide, lambie-toes.
'War Stories'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Amy - Oct 21, 2010 2:25:14 pm PDT #1128 of 30001
Because books.
Polter-Cow - Oct 21, 2010 2:34:32 pm PDT #1129 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I can't be the only one who spends 30+ minutes in bed with her iPhone catching up on teh interwebs before even getting out of bed...?
I crawl out of bed and go directly to my computer for said purpose.
§ ita § - Oct 21, 2010 2:37:00 pm PDT #1130 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I, uh, have a laptop in my bed. But I usually haul ass to the one in the living room.
Dana - Oct 21, 2010 2:38:55 pm PDT #1131 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I would rather sleep in longer than catch up the internet. I know, it's crazy.
§ ita § - Oct 21, 2010 2:39:45 pm PDT #1132 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I would rather sleep in longer than catch up the internet. I know, it's crazy.
But people are out there, unsupervised, being wrong!
meara - Oct 21, 2010 2:39:52 pm PDT #1133 of 30001
I totally spend 30 minutes after I wake up, still in bed, reading the iPhone. It's become a very bad habit.
If I were blowing out my hair, it would totally take me that long. But I do that like, twice a year.
Lee - Oct 21, 2010 2:40:26 pm PDT #1134 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
t Angry Birds
Yep, still stuck on level 8
t /Angry Birds
Strix - Oct 21, 2010 2:58:02 pm PDT #1135 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
OK, I read that article, and as far as comparing men v. women maintenence time, she is basically right. But her tone is "WAH WAH WAH keeping up with cute 25 year olds and I don't get ahead as much as when I was a cute 25 yo and did all this stuff too, and if you don't do at least 30 minutes of this (and I suck at it, wah) you are an Ugly Lying Bitch," rather than "Gender Equity Rarw."
megan walker - Oct 21, 2010 3:00:34 pm PDT #1136 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
I really hate it when women apply makeup on the subway during rush hour. There's just no easy way to put on eyeshadow without elbowing the person next to you.
Also? Some things just shouldn't be done in public, especially on the subway. Putting on makeup is one of them.
Nora Deirdre - Oct 21, 2010 3:01:55 pm PDT #1137 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Alarm goes off at 7:30. Tom gets up, hits snooze and shuts the cats out of the bedroom. 7:38, snooze alarm goes off, I shut it off. 7:46, snooze alarm goes off, Tom shuts it off and goes downstairs to feed the cats and take a shower. I snooze for a couple minutes and stumble to the shower. While shower heats up, I brush my teeth. Shower, then face toner/moisturizer comb hair, put stuff in it. A couple times a week I inspect my brows for plucking needs and work with that accordingly.
Deodorant, take my pills, put on my wedding rings and watch, get dressed. I decided what I want to wear while in the shower.
I am currently experimenting with washing my hair every other day, and keeping it dry in the shower when I don't wash it. It looks so nice brushed out dry! This cuts my shower time down from 15 minutes to like 5. This means I can sleep that entire last snooze! Oh, living the dream.