My morning routine mostly involves looking for my socks.
I also tend to wake up 10 minutes before leaving the house.
That's my girl... That's my good girl.
Kaylee ,'Serenity'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
P.M. Marc - Oct 21, 2010 2:07:22 pm PDT #1117 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Lee - Oct 21, 2010 2:09:04 pm PDT #1118 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I'm one of those people who can be out the door in about 20 minutes if I need to, but I'd rather get up early and let myself wake up for an hour or so before I have to drive, or talk to people.
P.M. Marc - Oct 21, 2010 2:09:06 pm PDT #1119 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Of course, most days, no makeup. I do not use shampoo. I do not shower in the morning. I also have long hair that I may or may not bother to brush.
Sophia Brooks - Oct 21, 2010 2:12:20 pm PDT #1120 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I am with Perkins. I take at least an hour "getting ready", but I could be ready in about 10 minutes if I hurried. I like to make coffee, read the internets, feed the cat, etc, etc.
§ ita § - Oct 21, 2010 2:13:06 pm PDT #1121 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
javachik - Oct 21, 2010 2:15:01 pm PDT #1122 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
I can't be the only one who spends 30+ minutes in bed with her iPhone catching up on teh interwebs before even getting out of bed...?
Lee - Oct 21, 2010 2:16:57 pm PDT #1123 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I am not sure I could read the iphone that early.
I go to the couch, where the laptop is.
Strix - Oct 21, 2010 2:17:28 pm PDT #1124 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
ITA agree that it takes more time for a woman than a man to get ready (generally) but if she's been doing all this stuff for years, it should take her not nearly as long. If she has some high-maintenance hair, she should get a different style or stop bitching.
Also, WTF is she exfoliating, treating and putting serum on in the morning? Treatments go one at night. And she needs to stop curling her lashes if she's that bad at it.
I may be too bitchy, but dude, all that stuff either (a) isn't necessary and (b) doesn't take that long. Who cleans their jewelry every night? It doesn't take that long to look polished, unless one she's some kind of power lawyer on TV a lot. Is she?
lisah - Oct 21, 2010 2:17:31 pm PDT #1125 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate
I like to chill out in the morning -- read the paper, eat breakfast. I also do yoga two weekday mornings. I shower, wash and blow-dry my hair (well my bangs) every other day, don't wear makeup to work. Sometimes it takes me a while to get dressed because I don't have enough clothes I love.
tommyrot - Oct 21, 2010 2:18:52 pm PDT #1126 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
This made me laugh. But then again, I'm weird.
Cat Vs. Printer, Translated in an English Accent (The One)
If you've ever struggled with a horrible printer, you'll be able to sympathize with the cat in the video you're about to see. Some clever person has taken the cat's silent struggle and added an internal monologue (in an English accent, and with some NSFW language, even!)
What used to be a funny video of a cat batting at one of the world's most frustrating machines is now an even funnier video of a cat cursing out the devil printer. Why won't it take the bloody paper?!