Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laura - Nov 30, 2010 10:31:21 am PST #9842 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Ouch! Be careful, Daniel.


Fred Pete - Nov 30, 2010 10:40:27 am PST #9843 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.

You okay, Daniel?


sj - Nov 30, 2010 10:44:54 am PST #9844 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Poor, Daniel! I hope you didn't get hurt.

This [link]? makes me tilt my head like a puppy.

You've got to love my home state.


Cass - Nov 30, 2010 10:45:38 am PST #9845 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

The Miracleborn Birth-and-Post was six years ago?

Wow. I was at the zoo that day. With billytea and Debet. We were constantly stopping the animal stuff to check on whether Em was here yet.

Be careful, Daniel!


Aims - Nov 30, 2010 10:53:22 am PST #9846 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I would also like to wish Happy 6th Birthday to the OMGWTFPANDA!!! who still lives with us.


DCJensen - Nov 30, 2010 10:53:24 am PST #9847 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

I seem to be okay, but they did take down my info, just in case.


billytea - Nov 30, 2010 10:59:12 am PST #9848 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Wow. I was at the zoo that day. With billytea and Debet. We were constantly stopping the animal stuff to check on whether Em was here yet.

Which wasn't easy!

Happy birthday, Em!


Cass - Nov 30, 2010 11:04:11 am PST #9849 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I would also like to wish Happy 6th Birthday to the OMGWTFPANDA!!! who still lives with us.

Best inappropriately-sized pressie EVER!

Which wasn't easy!

It was *six* years ago. The smartest phones? Not all that smart yet.

bt, the new clouded leopard exhibit at the zoo is really amazing. I got to see it a few months ago. I miss living near the zoo...


JZ - Nov 30, 2010 12:57:46 pm PST #9850 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Happy birthday, Em, you big girl you!


Toddson - Nov 30, 2010 1:01:53 pm PST #9851 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

One of the National Zoo's clouded leopards used to occasionally demonstrate her relationship to domestic cats. She'd get out of her cage ... and then find a nice sunny spot just outside and lie in the sun. Didn't run away, didn't go for a long walk. She just wanted OUT (because she was IN).

Her name? Moot.