Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.

Zoe ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


erin_obscure - Nov 26, 2010 8:45:53 am PST #9522 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

skim skimmity skim skimmity....i am in florida. The Villags, to be specific. If it strange, like summer camp for old people. If you happen to be having a nice brisk walk down a sidewalk, everyone waves at you from passing golf carts. and they have separate garages for the golf carts. i fear mom has drunk the kool aid and is thinking of retiring here. that makes me sad, but also means winter visits would be very warm indeed.


Hil R. - Nov 26, 2010 8:50:37 am PST #9523 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Some of my mom's friends live at The Villages. My mom likes going to visit them, and she kind of wants to retire there, but my father really doesn't.

edited because I do understand subject-verb agreement.


meara - Nov 26, 2010 8:55:25 am PST #9524 of 30000

I am TOTALLY looking forward to retirement, are you kidding me? It's the first time since college you're surrounded by people your age, you've got tons of free time, there are all kinds of classes and fun shit to do aimed at you...it'll be awesome! Assuming I'm in any shape to enjoy it.


Spidra Webster - Nov 26, 2010 9:39:14 am PST #9525 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Timelies!

Had a swell time Chez PixDesign last night. Thanks very much to NoisDesign & Pix!

That's messed up, Toddson.

((((askye))))


Fred Pete - Nov 26, 2010 9:41:14 am PST #9526 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.

((((askye and family))))


Vortex - Nov 26, 2010 9:53:30 am PST #9527 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I don't like stuffing/dressing. Outrage in 3, 2, 1...

More for me. And Andi.


Fred Pete - Nov 26, 2010 10:15:18 am PST #9528 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.

I don't like stuffing/dressing. Outrage in 3, 2, 1...

What others have said (though I prefer it as dressing rather than stuffing). And I'm sure you'd be happy to take my share of something else.


Spidra Webster - Nov 26, 2010 10:18:11 am PST #9529 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Haven't gone downstairs since I woke up. By the thundering herd sounds, my eldest brother & his family are still here. I wish I could easily find out when they're planning on leaving. I don't know whether putting off b'fast an hour or two is enough or whether I should just make b'fast out of whatever I've got lying around my room...

Edit: Okay. Recording is not going to happen for a while. Nephew is moaning like a ghost, someone's playing basketball and dogs and sirens are going....


Strix - Nov 26, 2010 10:21:01 am PST #9530 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

{{askye and fam}}


Vortex - Nov 26, 2010 10:56:17 am PST #9531 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Dear mother: I have told you that I am sick, and I am tired. You have acknowledged this. WHY ARE YOU STILL TALKING TO ME ABOUT RANDOM BULLSHIT? If I was in my office, I would just put you on speakerphone and go on about my business. Why are you still talking about how hard it is to remember passwords and how to get a new password? Really? Why do I need to know this?