You'd never make it. I'd rip your spine out before you got half a step. Those little legs wouldn't be much good without one of those.

Glory ,'The Killer In Me'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Vortex - Nov 24, 2010 7:47:12 pm PST #9439 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I was wearing pants. I went to the store and back. I have frosted the cake and it is now in the refrigerator. It will have time to get to room temp before dinner.

Tomorrow, all I have to do is roll out the crusts, cut and spice the apples and bake the pie.


Laga - Nov 24, 2010 7:52:18 pm PST #9440 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Aside from gravy and sweet potatoes, I am the expeditor tomorrow. Sister is bringing bloody marys.


Spidra Webster - Nov 24, 2010 7:52:46 pm PST #9441 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

I didn't exactly make the most of my skanky years, but I did realize in my early 20s that my body, as much as I was dissatisfied with it, was probably as good as it was ever going to be and, to paraphrase a bumper sticker, it was time to streak while gravity was on my side.


Cass - Nov 24, 2010 9:12:01 pm PST #9442 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

ita rocks. ita also occasionally moon but that is a different conversation.

Is Monday too soon to check in, and any thoughts on whether I should call or just send another email? Keeping in mind that the job starts the first week of January.

Tuesday or Wed.

I will just say that even in the best of families, family communication is a BITCH. I adore the family I have here and herding these goddamn cats for the first time today had me flipping out like a mammalian Pete V. It wasn't pretty. Thankfully, I dig these people and we're on a better communication track now. But ugh, the stress family communications bring at the best of times...


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Nov 24, 2010 9:21:33 pm PST #9443 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Loved ita's beer run story.

Wishing your sister all the best, Laura. There's never a good time to have depression, but the holidays are one of the hardest times for it. You're a sweetie for finding her chill-out spaces. Very important.

Daniel has been quoting Marvin the Paranoid Android's lines in a Jackie Mason voice.

Ooh. Nearly as bad as when I was moaning about my life last week and The Girl went "Brain the size of a planet..." at me. (But she had been listening to my whining for three weeks straight, admittedly.)

Interview for associate lecturer job today. I've read so much feminist theory in prepration over the last few days that I fear I might spontaneously run in to the campus shop and graffiti over the men's magazines with the girls in no clothes on them, or something.


meara - Nov 24, 2010 9:28:06 pm PST #9444 of 30000

Good luck, Seska!

I have now made two pies, and peeled and cut up potatoes. Tomorrow, the real cooking.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Nov 24, 2010 9:41:10 pm PST #9445 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Mmm. Pies.

Happy turturkeykey day to all USians!


Typo Boy - Nov 24, 2010 9:45:03 pm PST #9446 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Have made pumpkin pie and cranberry relish.


Barb - Nov 24, 2010 9:49:09 pm PST #9447 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

I made a cranberry cherry pear chutney/relish thing. (Have no clue what to call it-- I was winging it.)

Bird is brining- tomorrow is pie, first thing, then shove the bird in the oven.

Also very happy to not be herding cats. meara, I held off responding about T-giving because everyone's been taking turns not feeling well and I don't think sharing germs is in quite the spirit of the holiday. And of course, now it's Lewis who's turned up feeling crappy.

But there will be pie.


Jars - Nov 24, 2010 10:57:48 pm PST #9448 of 30000

Happy Thanksgiving!

We'll be doing ours on Saturday, so when you're all calming down from the holiday panic, you can watch me slowly disintegrate in the kitchen.