At least you have on outside pants!
weeeeeeeelll . . .
There's more than one way to skin a cat. And I happen to know that's factually true.
Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Vortex - Nov 24, 2010 6:27:33 pm PST #9432 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
ChiKat - Nov 24, 2010 6:33:32 pm PST #9433 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
At least you have on pants!!!
(Maybe?)
NoiseDesign - Nov 24, 2010 6:45:01 pm PST #9434 of 30000
Our wings are not tired
Pants are overrated.
§ ita § - Nov 24, 2010 6:47:34 pm PST #9435 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
In my plan,. we are pantsless, and we flash some boob.
We did a beer run once dressed like skanks. I wore lace pants and a solid jacket that skimmed my butt and shadowed my crotch. She wore the matching lace jacket over her bra and solid pants. We bought two cases of beer. She was 18. We weren't carded. It was an effective test. Would buy again.
The moral of the story is, fuck your bra!
Burrell - Nov 24, 2010 7:23:04 pm PST #9436 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
In my plan,. we are pantsless, and we flash some boob.
If ita ruled the world!
Sometimes I regret that I spent so little time in my youth dressed like a skank.
WindSparrow - Nov 24, 2010 7:24:35 pm PST #9437 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Daniel has been quoting Marvin the Paranoid Android's lines in a Jackie Mason voice.
Not a jury in the world would convict me....
Laga - Nov 24, 2010 7:39:52 pm PST #9438 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Oh man did I make the most of my skanky years. Thankfully there aren't too many pictures.
Vortex - Nov 24, 2010 7:47:12 pm PST #9439 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I was wearing pants. I went to the store and back. I have frosted the cake and it is now in the refrigerator. It will have time to get to room temp before dinner.
Tomorrow, all I have to do is roll out the crusts, cut and spice the apples and bake the pie.
Laga - Nov 24, 2010 7:52:18 pm PST #9440 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Aside from gravy and sweet potatoes, I am the expeditor tomorrow. Sister is bringing bloody marys.
Spidra Webster - Nov 24, 2010 7:52:46 pm PST #9441 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
I didn't exactly make the most of my skanky years, but I did realize in my early 20s that my body, as much as I was dissatisfied with it, was probably as good as it was ever going to be and, to paraphrase a bumper sticker, it was time to streak while gravity was on my side.