Wash: Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral. Something with imagery. Zoe: You could lock the door and keep the power-hungry maniac at bay. Wash: Oh, no, I'm starting to like this poetry idea now. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross...

'Shindig'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Shir - Nov 22, 2010 11:07:11 pm PST #9291 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Good luck with your family, smonster.

Nothing but a world of hugs and support to you and your brother and his girlfriend, P-C.

Not A Sign, Barb.

And now, I have come to point you to this:

But did you correct your results using a dead salmon? [link]


omnis_audis - Nov 23, 2010 12:05:52 am PST #9292 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Please tell me that everything being shut down and gridlocked around here due to the freakish weather isn't A Sign for my book release?
In New York, the theater crowds superstitions say rain on opening night was a great sign of good luck. So? Freakish weather indicates best seller, right?


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Nov 23, 2010 12:42:56 am PST #9293 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

But did you correct your results using a dead salmon?

"Either we have stumbled onto a rather amazing discovery in terms of post-mortem ichthyological cognition, or there is something a bit off with regard to our uncorrected statistical approach."

Genius. I'll be showing that to all my quantitative researcher colleagues, then.


Shir - Nov 23, 2010 1:24:47 am PST #9294 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I wonder on the effects of historiographical papers on periodization's relevance to Eastern Europe on dead salmons, for one.

I guess I'll have to live with the curiosity.


WindSparrow - Nov 23, 2010 2:59:57 am PST #9295 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Interrrrresting dead salmon. Also, kudos to the author for the Monty Python reference. I did kinda hear the rest of the article in John Cleese's voice.

P-C, strength~ma to you and your siblings. I'm glad you have each other.

I think no one here will be surprised to hear that cat makes me happy. Shoot, if it weren't for my cats, I'd have nothing to talk about half the time. The individuals I support at work frequently ask about them, and they talking about them makes a great distraction from less pleasant topics of conversation.

Barb, your book release is going to go just fine, weather or no weather.

smonster, I'm glad that your mother is able to express her feelings to you without it causing unfair guilt.


Jessica - Nov 23, 2010 3:41:45 am PST #9296 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Plei is the henna expert, but everything I've read says it needs a loooooooooooooooooong time to set. Like, several hours.

My hair is once again a nice dark purple which means people will finally stop saying "Oh, your purple hair is gone!" when they pass me in the hallway at work.


Shir - Nov 23, 2010 4:09:20 am PST #9297 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Wow, you guys.

Tel Aviv city council member just emailed me about Hollaback Israel, asking to meet with me and talk about how to make the streets of Tel Aviv-Yafo safer to women. With laws and whatnot.

This goes further beyond what I thought it'll be.


smonster - Nov 23, 2010 4:36:03 am PST #9298 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Shir! You're such a fucking rock star! I'm so proud to know you.

Damn. Lost another Fresh Maker today. Late too many times. Tough ass kid who's been to prison nearly cried. Such a fucking bummer.


Zenkitty - Nov 23, 2010 4:44:18 am PST #9299 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Damn, Shir, that's fantastic! You're changing the world.

Family~ma to everyone who's got family that needs ~ma.

P.-C., your parents continue to surprise me. I know some cultures don't really "do" the pet thing and thus don't get why sometimes having an animal in your house is a GOOD thing, but seriously now. How have they kept themselves completely insulated from the surrounding culture all this time? Or do they simply think that while pets may be fine for white devil people, an Indian person wanting a pet is just ridiculous?

Spidra, my sympathies to you and your mom. My sister and I are going through much the same thing right now. We're inundated with the stuff that came from my grandparents' house, which was also my mother's house, so it was filled with three generations of, you know, beloved crap. Now that the house is sold, all that precious detritus is in OUR houses. And we know her kids don't give a crap about any of it. We've picked out the things we want to keep, and now we're trying to get rid of the rest, but we're both so mentally exhausted by the emotional weight of it all, we can't even complete a listing on Craiglist, never mind dealing with eBay. I imagine we'll end up stuffing it all in our attics until spring, have a yard sale, and donate whatever doesn't sell to the Goodwill. (Frankly, I think we should just skip right to donating it. Nothing here is worth much, and it's not worth the time and energy spent.)


sj - Nov 23, 2010 4:47:16 am PST #9300 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Yay, Shir! That's great news!