Daniel, I am so sorry for your family's loss. I sure that he went in peace and knowing that he was surrounded by his loved ones.

{{{{Daniel}}}}

And now to present The Continuing Adventures of The Douchebag Professor!!!

So, we have a project due tonight. Our assignment was to "Re-create a style guide" like Strunk and White and Joseph Wiliiams. Five rules, good written examples, non-textual element. Fine. Good. I post my draft for peer-review. The ONE thing BOTH of my peer reviewers said to me was, "You don't have a common theme. You need a common theme." Now, these two women wrote on specific things, both were parodies. One created a style guide based on how to write like the Mad Hatter. The other woman created her style guide for how to translate DnD adventures into actual stories. So, when both of them told me that my style guide had no common theme, it gave me pause enough to a) write a new style guide and b) want to make sure that I understood the discussion (where it said no made up rules), the assignment, etc. I'm so glad he didn't dissapoint me in keeping with his douche-baggery.

My email to him:

I'm in a bit of a quandry. The main criticism I got on my peer review was that I didn't have a distinct theme like the two that reviewed me. One did "Write like the Mad Hatter" and the other did "Write for Dungeons and Dragons". I do have an idea for a theme like this, but it has made up rules that go against the "real" style guides. I didn't think that we could just make-up rules, but maybe I just misunderstood the directions.

Can the rules we create be made up, so long as they work within the context of the style guide I'm rewriting. By which I mean, can our re-made style guides look like the parodies that we read for class?

I know that the draft is due tonight, and I am prepared to post both, I just wanted to ask to reassure myself about the assignment.

His Reply:

Well, you are posting and asking about this a tad late, right?

I think the discussion and the assignment was pointing folks to more a "style of x" kind of assignment, and I said a number of times that you can't just "make up" rules that are not actual rules, as in "IT IS ALWAYS GOOD TO WRITE IN CAPS" or "the proper way to spell khildren is with a K."

But regardless, you should just post one draft and we'll see what happens. You can always revise this, of course.

I need to let this go, I know. I need to stop emailing him questions because all I get is slapped at. But seriously? What the hell? I have never had this happen with a prof before. EVER. And while I know I need to let it go, I just ... it's hard. I am needy. I need good grades and I need professors to like me. Hell, I need everyone to like me. See above re: needy. But this guy WILL NOT LIKE ME and fuck it bothers me.

Sigh.

It's just ONE class, ONE prof. I'm getting a B, I don't need a 4.0 to be something. I don't need all A's to be something. This man will not devoid all of my hard work and desires and goals and successes. He is not that powerful. But fuck, it sometimes feels like he is.

t / being totally self-involved

Aims, don't you get to review him at the end of the semester? Live for that, I say.

Oh, I've been making notes like whoa for that. Found out his average score for my class on Rate my Professor is "Poor Quality".

Found out his average score for my class on Rate my Professor is "Poor Quality".

That sounds a little too generous, if you ask me.

(((Daniel)) I'm sorry for you and your Mother's loss.

OMG I'll be in NOLA in 3 days. With B. He just called and I totally pulled a giddy Willow, babble babble. There's just no chance of me playing this cool, but then there hasn't been ever since I barfed my feelings all over gchat 7 months ago. Here's hoping he likes me giddy and babbling, I guess.

Yay, smonster!

The elope and post is officially over. We're home, TCG is taking out the garbage and I need to do laundry tomorrow and pick up our CSA. Sadly if I dial '0' tonight no one is going to arrive at our door with tea and coffee in the morning.

sj, welcome home to the Mrs. and Mr. Tea Cups!

Ahem. Have calmed down somewhat, temporarily.

Zenkitty! Call if you like, Frankie will thank you. I've been slacking on his morning walks. Also, package is finally on its way to you.

I don't see why B won't like you giddy, smonster - I sure do. I hope you survive the work week, stay well, and have such a wonderful time on the weekend.