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tommyrot - Nov 15, 2010 8:54:07 am PST #8558 of 30000

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

how do you decide which teen drivers your child can accept rides from?

Good question!

I did a number of stupid things while driving as a teenager. Like getting into high-speed chases with other teens or seeing how fast my parents' '73 Mercury would go (answer: 120 mph). And I knew kids who did much more stupid stuff than I did.

ChiKat - Nov 15, 2010 8:56:46 am PST #8559 of 30000

That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

My parents trusted kids who were good kids. Didn't necessarily mean they were good drivers, but the likelihood is there.

Barb - Nov 15, 2010 8:58:08 am PST #8560 of 30000

“Not dead yet!”

She asked me how to "screen" potential drivers. Erm. I have zero idea how parent, esp teens. Any suggestions?

What state are they in, erin? In some states, drivers under the age of 18 can't drive other minors who aren't family members. Or something to that effect.

Spidra Webster - Nov 15, 2010 9:03:26 am PST #8561 of 30000

I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

My condolences to you, your mom and Ray's family, DCJ.

smonster - Nov 15, 2010 9:07:05 am PST #8562 of 30000

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Man, I am feeling lightheaded, dizzy, and a little spacy. No more ladders for me today. And straight home to bed. I wiil not get sick this week I will not get sick this week I will not get sick this week...

erin_obscure - Nov 15, 2010 9:10:59 am PST #8563 of 30000

Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Virginia. IIRC, at age 15 and 6 months after certain classes you can get a learners permit that requires driving with an adult 21 and prohibits driving passengers under 18 who aren't family members, or during certain hours. But after age 16, the test, and a certain number of hours with an adult driver, they can get a full flegded DL w/ no restrictions.

Beverly - Nov 15, 2010 9:15:07 am PST #8564 of 30000

Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Daniel, condolences to your mom, Ray's family, and you and Windsparrow.

bonny, I don't think I ever actually typed my happy reaction to your news about Niki. Sometimes things just turn out better than we hoped, and I'm glad in your case.

Any news from the eloped Tea Cups today? Are they still honeymooning, or have they returned home?

Take it easy till you feel better, smonster.

Jealous of both Laura and Trudy, but glad both of you got to play in such good company.

hippocampus - Nov 15, 2010 9:22:26 am PST #8565 of 30000

not your mom's socks.

@Sarameg - the follow up to the election night robocall shenanigans: $60 million in fines possible. [link]

erikaj - Nov 15, 2010 9:24:05 am PST #8566 of 30000

Always Anti-fascist!

Damn...when Charm City fines you, you stay fined!

billytea - Nov 15, 2010 9:33:02 am PST #8567 of 30000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I'm sorry, Daniel. My condolences to you and yours.

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