And in the continuing crazy that is my mother, she's apparently now planning an exorcism (she's calling it a Mass) of her house. There are apparently dead spirits hanging around that are trying to take others with them, thereby explaining her recent car accident.

Look, I am pretty woo-woo and witchy, and even I think that's a trifle on the overreacting side.

~ma for your Dad, Plei.

askye, I'm sorry your family is going through this.

askye, we went through the same thing with my dad's mom. It was what she explicitly stated she never wanted to happen to her, and it did.

The end was, in many ways, a relief. It was still awful and sad, but a lot like her being released from jail for a crime this sweet lady never committed.

OTOH, if the exorcism works, maybe you can get her to do something about your other matter...

OTOH, if the exorcism works, maybe you can get her to do something about your other matter...

brenda is making a certain kind of sense, here...

Ha! I had not. When I opened the picture, I gasped a little bit and Emeline asked me what I was looking at.

Even I gasped a little bit and he doesn't tend to ping me much, beyond the dark hair/light eyes combo that I'm such a sucker for.

And Emeline's response killed me DED. Aims as Mrs. Robinson. Ha!

Now I feel the need for some black thigh highs, a robe, and a martini.

Subject line from an email sent to an insurance agent friend of mine from an insurance company saying their computer system will be offline for maintenance:

Life to be Temporarily Unavailable Starting Tonight

Just remind your mom it didn't work out well in The Amityville Horror.

Let us know if a Hellmouth opens in her basement, k?

Now I feel the need for some black thigh highs, a robe, and a martini.

I just want the martini.

And to know if a Hellmouth does open in Barb's mom's basement, how much fuss and bother would it be to shove Barb's other problem down into it?

Please, let's remember the lessons Wolfram and Hart taught us about evil lawyers.