Barb, that sounds like a letter that begs for two responses. The one you send, and the one you'd love to send if you dared.
No shit, Fred. The one I'd love to send would consist of seven words: "Fuck off and die. No love, Me."
I have been informed, however, that this is perhaps a wee bit lacking in diplomacy.
Oh DCJ ... so much ~~ma to your mom and Ray and you and Andi. Thinking of you lots and lots.
Oh, Barb. She really is as dumb as a box of hair. Or, even worse, assumes that you are.
that this is perhaps a wee bit lacking in diplomacy.
I was thinking along the lines of a three-page letter full of pointed phrases and other assorted snark. The verbal equivalent of a dozen stilettos.
Though your sledgehammer approach works just as well.
Oh my God, oh my God. Grown-up fucking fail.
We forgot to pay the rent.
WE. FORGOT. TO PAY. THE RENT.
The landlord just rang me.
Fuckity fucking shit pile shit cunts. Fuck.
Barb, since she's spending so much time being... so very Tea Party about this ... I gather a new book from her will be forthcoming later rather than sooner? what a PITA.
ugh Jars - I hate that.
Dear darling daughter. you can borrow my shoes, you can wear your grandma's hats, but you may NOT have your ancestors' temper. K? Enjoy that time in your room. Love, momster.
And because a separate post is definitely warranted -
~ma to Ray for DCJ and his mom, and Seska, wreck those assholes.
Barb, since she's spending so much time being... so very Tea Party about this ... I gather a new book from her will be forthcoming later rather than sooner? what a PITA.
She just released a new book in October, Sox. With a cover that, as Abby put it, "That dude looks like he has radioactive alien fungus--that sparkles--growing on his shoulder. What's that about?"
I also happened across a recent interview where she was asked what other things she's interested in writing and she said, and I quote, "I'd like to try my hand at some erotica and YA."
Okay, then.
"I'd like to try my hand at some erotica and YA."
the inadvertent pun aside...
she's Christine O'Donnell?