A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend.

Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Typo Boy - Nov 09, 2010 4:26:27 pm PST #8040 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

What Brenda said. Not your problem.


Strix - Nov 09, 2010 4:32:42 pm PST #8041 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Yep, hard but true. One of the best things a prof ever did for me was flunk me out of a class I had an A in..because I missed a speech and walked in, wanting to reschedule. Syllabus stated, clear as a bell, missing a speech was an autofail, and she did.

I was a 1st semester freshman, and I thank her for it. Now. I thought she was a stone bitch then.

College is your job when you are a student; a future employer who gets a call an hour after your interview time and can I reshcedule because "I lost my -----------" is going to tell you to fuck off. Or if they don't, you had best be pretty goddamned impressive to lose the taint of that unpreparedness.


sj - Nov 09, 2010 4:48:17 pm PST #8042 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Must not kill the groom before the wedding.


erikaj - Nov 09, 2010 4:50:56 pm PST #8043 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

Numfar, do the "Countdown" dance of joy. sj, it's more profitable if you can wait till after.


DavidS - Nov 09, 2010 4:52:42 pm PST #8044 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Must not kill the groom before the wedding.

It's bad form.


Strix - Nov 09, 2010 5:11:38 pm PST #8045 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Maiming, however, is acceptable. Just don't get blood on the wedding outfits.


Cass - Nov 09, 2010 5:12:35 pm PST #8046 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Just don't get blood on the wedding outfits.

No, because consummation is for after the ceremony.


Strix - Nov 09, 2010 5:14:49 pm PST #8047 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I read that as "consumme" and I was really confused.


Cass - Nov 09, 2010 5:29:47 pm PST #8048 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Consumme to start a meal.

Consummation to start a marriage.


DCJensen - Nov 09, 2010 6:23:33 pm PST #8049 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

I spoke with my mom.

She says this morning her boyfriend Ray told her he thought it was almost time for him to go. She said they better get out and enjoy the day then. They went out and enjoyed the day, and when they came back he started hitting the door with his left hand. She asked him what he was doing. He said he was hitting the door.

She got him to the hospital and it took several orderlies and assorted people to get him into a bed and strapped down to examine.

Ray has lost his eyesight and the use of his right arm. His left arm is behaving erratically and is trying to tear apart the bed frame.

I'm not sure if he's going to make it this time.

Damn.