Help! I don't want to go run errands yet. I haven't finished my tea. Let's talk about something controversial.
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Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I love cilantro, olives, and serial commas, and I'm not afraid to say it!
I also really like oatmeal.
I was so miffed the other day, I bought a jar of "Mediterranean Olive mix" and all it had were pitted green olives and pepperoncini.
People who think cats are not good companions because they are selfish and cannot be loyal have never had a good friendship with a cat.
(the peppers were tasty, though)
Ooh I just had the best oatmeal. I made a big pot but nobody else wanted any so I put a bowl in the fridge and when I microwaved it the next day it was like oatmeal bread pudding.
I was so miffed the other day, I bought a jar of "Mediterranean Olive mix" and all it had were pitted green olives and pepperoncini.
That sounds good, but I don't know what is supposed to be in there. What did they leave out?
One of my errands is returning a book to the library that I already told them twice I have already returned.
What did they leave out?
I expected more than one kind of olive. And I could have sworn when I picked up the jar I saw some garlic in there but it must have been part of a pepper.
Saw the dentist this morning - cleaning and check up went quite well. But the dentist got all gleeful when he noticed a tissue tag on the roof of my mouth. It's nothing serious, but he wants to laser it off so that it doesn't trap food and bacteria. He said it looks really cool, and that he had never seen anything quite like it. So he used his iPhone to take a picture of it to email to a colleague to double check his assessment. The man was chuckling and giggling about it.