Don't I get a cookie?

Spike ,'Never Leave Me'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Spidra Webster - Oct 24, 2010 5:16:51 pm PDT #6558 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Pretty much, Liese. But the moderator is so enthusiastic and such that I suspect it's going to be hard getting her to listen to that. Because I was trying to keep things on the DL and she kept pumping them up despite my wishes so I'm sorta expecting she'll have a similar hard time understanding what I'm getting at. She's a wonderful lady but...


JZ - Oct 24, 2010 5:40:30 pm PDT #6559 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

but JZ do you really mean that men don't rock them?

Business suits in general remind me of my dad and his fellow male Rotarians (or the aftershave-stenchy male pharma reps who haunt our hallways trying to score meetings with the faculty). A good-looking man in a nice tux or an obviously long-ago vintage suit still in sharp condition, mmmmmmm. A man in a business suit? Leaves me coldly indifferent, with a small side of "Ugh. Make it go away."

So, yeah, looking at Tim in a suit and thinking, Wow, he's looking sharp! is very much not my usual reaction.


§ ita § - Oct 24, 2010 6:30:55 pm PDT #6560 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Huh. I loves me some suits (bring on Arthur and Ianto and Neal Caffrey, oh yeah). But reminding me of my father isn't a bad thing. Not that those guys do. He's more a Julius Nyerere type.


sj - Oct 24, 2010 6:34:16 pm PDT #6561 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I love guys in suits. TCG and I are going to look at tuxes tomorrow for him to wear to the wedding. It probably seems kind of silly to get a tux for an elopement, but I really just want to see TCG in a tux.


Steph L. - Oct 24, 2010 6:36:46 pm PDT #6562 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I'm fine just living in sin with The Boy, but when he bought the suit for his mom's funeral, he said he wanted to find more places to wear it (as his job is in a warehouse and therefore not suit-appropriate, and we are not fancy people), and I thought, if we got married you could wear your suit.

IJS.

(What? People have gotten married for flimsier reasons than "I wanted to wear my suit again!")


Steph L. - Oct 24, 2010 6:47:05 pm PDT #6563 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Oh! I wish this were a bigger picture, but here is one of my friends who had one of the amazing steampunk outfits last night: [link] (Despite my outfit being not street-legal, hers very much is, so it's totally SFW.) I wish you guys could see the detail, and her bustled skirt -- amazing!


Burrell - Oct 24, 2010 6:58:28 pm PDT #6564 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I am so loving the costume pics. Aimee and Joe look adorable together, as does Tim. That costume is sheer genius.

I have a witch's hat for Sunday, but not sure what else to wear. I figure I can rummage around my closet for some proper looking stuff, but dang I wish I had a corset! Oh well.


Shir - Oct 24, 2010 7:54:48 pm PDT #6565 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I love the costume pics too. And Ryan's pics. And Spidra, I'm sorry about the uncomfortableness.

And Barb - wow. Your teenagers is gorgeous.

In things I do not love: strong, feminist women who don't understand hollaback because "what good will come up from making noise about it"?

Excuse me, ladies, have you studied your feminism? Because sexual harassments were routine until women started "making noise about it". Also, lack of voting.

It bothers me more than the (male) one who commented "I don't understand the connection between your assault and the fact that you're a woman".

It's called boobs, sweetheart.


WindSparrow - Oct 24, 2010 8:27:17 pm PDT #6566 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Huh. My brother keeps demanding I produce proof that any socialist country has succeeded. I'm not quite sure why, other than that I am a dirty commie pinko for not be a Tea Partier.

ETA:

Excuse me, ladies, have you studied your feminism? Because sexual harassments were routine until women started "making noise about it".

Sounds like the stupid is burning both of us today.


tommyrot - Oct 24, 2010 8:37:37 pm PDT #6567 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My brother keeps demanding I produce proof that any socialist country has succeeded. I'm not quite sure why, other than that I am a dirty commie pinko for not be a Tea Partier.

Tell him, "Every other industrialized nation on Earth." Then tell him that's using the Tea Party definition of socialism.