Email her this and record her reaction when she sees it.
I love that dad.
Oz is the highest-scoring person ever to fail to graduate.
Willow ,'Him'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
WindSparrow - Oct 06, 2010 4:19:30 am PDT #5181 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Jars - Oct 06, 2010 4:26:18 am PDT #5182 of 30000
Jars, you only shouted 'arses!' a couple of times with us, and we found it, you, DH, and the kitten utterly charming and fabulous.
Oh, you.
Super secret message - Your cheque is in the post.
brenda m - Oct 06, 2010 5:23:41 am PDT #5183 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
When I was a teenager, I really didn't know you weren't supposed to flush tampons, and I was VERY private about the whole thing.
Who says?
Strix - Oct 06, 2010 5:32:49 am PDT #5184 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Plumbers. And experience. Esp. if you use the supermaxisupernova-sucking tampons.
That's not the only toilet I've seen clogged by a tampon.
Nora Deirdre - Oct 06, 2010 5:42:06 am PDT #5185 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Yeah, you're really not supposed to flush tampons. Clog-o-riffic.
Jars - Oct 06, 2010 5:45:34 am PDT #5186 of 30000
My friends who are sea-faring type people are very anti-flushing too. They all have stories about tampons getting caught in their wetsuits etc.
Polter-Cow - Oct 06, 2010 5:48:35 am PDT #5187 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
erikaj - Oct 06, 2010 5:52:58 am PDT #5188 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
I switched to reusable pads...seemed like quite the initial investment, but you know, no more panicked drugstore runs, and washing them is not as gross as I thought...it's weird the things we just accept as normal, sometimes. Like, of course a civilized person wants bleached paper covered with plastic right up next to somewhere so personal.
tommyrot - Oct 06, 2010 5:54:04 am PDT #5189 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Connie Neil - Oct 06, 2010 6:15:45 am PDT #5190 of 30000
brillig
For those who want both xkcd maps in the same place, I have slaved and slaved for you: [link] vs. [link]
I've been poring over the new map, and I can't find the LOLcats. I am obsessed and pathetic.