We'd be dead. Can't get paid if you're dead.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


erikaj - Oct 06, 2010 5:52:58 am PDT #5188 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

I switched to reusable pads...seemed like quite the initial investment, but you know, no more panicked drugstore runs, and washing them is not as gross as I thought...it's weird the things we just accept as normal, sometimes. Like, of course a civilized person wants bleached paper covered with plastic right up next to somewhere so personal.


tommyrot - Oct 06, 2010 5:54:04 am PDT #5189 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Sexy Optimus Prime.

I can't decide if that's better or worse than the Sexy V For Vendetta costume


Connie Neil - Oct 06, 2010 6:15:45 am PDT #5190 of 30000
brillig

For those who want both xkcd maps in the same place, I have slaved and slaved for you: [link] vs. [link]

I've been poring over the new map, and I can't find the LOLcats. I am obsessed and pathetic.


Vortex - Oct 06, 2010 6:34:30 am PDT #5191 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Thanks big sis for telling me how to use the female stuff. Thanks mom for buying them for me and never making a big deal out of it. COme to think of it, that goes for birth control, too.

I didn't start using tampons regularly until I was in college, because my mother didn't like them. When I first started my period, I asked about them (having read about it in Are You There God, It's Me Margaret) and she said that they were bad. I found out I liked them when I was at a friend's house and started unexpectedly and all she had were tampons. Her mom was really sweet and explained everything, and then offered to go buy me some pads. I wore them once and thought "this is awesome", so I went home and asked my mother to buy them for me. She said "oh, I don't think you should use them" so she wouldn't buy them. I would sometimes save my allowance, but the damn things were expensive!

Yes, my mother has ISSUES. Don't get me started on the whole underwire bra issue.

Email her this and record her reaction when she sees it.

I saw that commercial after my dad died, and was a sobbing mess for a few minutes, because that WAS my dad. And it being a black dad and daughter just made it hit even closer to home for me.


Steph L. - Oct 06, 2010 7:08:57 am PDT #5192 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Don't get me started on the whole underwire bra issue.

My mom is less than an A cup, and always has been. Her view on underwire bras has always been that they are uncomfortable, horrible, awful, why would anyone ever wear one??? Because, hey, she didn't need a bra for actual support.

So *I* never wore underwire bras (despite having a full B cup) until I got to college. On a trip to VS with my roommates, they talked me into trying one, and immediately I was all, WHY have I NOT been wearing these?!?

My mom is STILL befuddled as to why I would want to wear such horrible awful uncomfortable things, because her worldview is that her own experience MUST be true for everyone, ever, anywhere.


Vortex - Oct 06, 2010 7:17:09 am PDT #5193 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

So, not just the same name, but the same mother? This is EXACTLY my experience with bras and underwire.

Only difference was my VS trip was because I wanted to buy something pretty for an assignation, and the saleswoman was so horrified at my bra that she gave me her discount so that I could by two more.


§ ita § - Oct 06, 2010 7:25:56 am PDT #5194 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

you're really not supposed to flush tampons

I think it really depends. Especially since most tampons say they're flushable.


Shir - Oct 06, 2010 7:43:29 am PDT #5195 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I switched to reusable pads

Thinking about doing so myself.


Jessica - Oct 06, 2010 7:49:47 am PDT #5196 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

most tampons say they're flushable

I've been told by more than one plumber that "flushable" wet wipes have been great for his business, so it wouldn't surprise me if tampons fall into the same category.

I still flush mine, mostly. Or did, back when I had periods. Having now been pregnant since THE BEGINNING OF RECORDED TIME, I barely remember what it was like.


Connie Neil - Oct 06, 2010 7:54:42 am PDT #5197 of 30000
brillig

Never liked tampons. Apparently I have a tipped uterus, so the architecture in there is not conducive to internal methods.