Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Calli - Oct 06, 2010 2:44:26 am PDT #5177 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Where did they live? My grandparents had a dairy farm near Alexandria, MN. My great-grandfather worked in the mines in Minnesota (I think) to raise the money to bring his wife over from Finland.

Neat. Yeah, the iron mines in MN were a pretty big deal around the turn of the last century. My Finnish ancestors lived in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, in Skandia township, mostly. My grandfather worked in the copper mines near Marquette for a while, but eventually he bought my grandmother's father's farm, and they settled down there to raise rutabagas. Grandma worked in MN as a teacher for a little while. In Finland, MN, 6-8 miles inland from Lake Superior. I nabbed a t-shirt from a co-op there when I did the Lake Superior circle tour a few years back.


hippocampus - Oct 06, 2010 3:39:55 am PDT #5178 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

job~ma for Erin and Jars DH.

Jars, you only shouted 'arses!' a couple of times with us, and we found it, you, DH, and the kitten utterly charming and fabulous.

For those who want both xkcd maps in the same place, I have slaved and slaved for you: [link] vs. [link]


Cashmere - Oct 06, 2010 3:50:42 am PDT #5179 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Oh, did I not mention that I couldn't leave the tampon wrapper in the trash? I had to sneak down in the dead of night and put it in the outside trash can like it was contraband.

I'm completely gobsmacked. Do me a favor. Email her this and record her reaction when she sees it.


Strix - Oct 06, 2010 3:58:19 am PDT #5180 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

When I was a teenager, I really didn't know you weren't supposed to flush tampons, and I was VERY private about the whole thing.

My family wasn't -- god know, my mom had such awful issues about her periods that it was all out in the open, but I was so mortified by the whole deal that I didn't even tell my parents I had started for a year. I just filched my mom's tampons from under the sink.

So of course the toilet got blocked, and it was a tampon, and my dad had to deliver a "Don't flush tampons" speech, and I was DED of the blush.

And then when I was about 14, the dog dragged a pair of panties out from my room, and chewed the crotch out. My dad found those, too. Embarrassing lecture #2.

How do people survive adolescence?! So. Touchy!


WindSparrow - Oct 06, 2010 4:19:30 am PDT #5181 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Email her this and record her reaction when she sees it.

I love that dad.


Jars - Oct 06, 2010 4:26:18 am PDT #5182 of 30000

Jars, you only shouted 'arses!' a couple of times with us, and we found it, you, DH, and the kitten utterly charming and fabulous.

Oh, you.

Super secret message - Your cheque is in the post.


brenda m - Oct 06, 2010 5:23:41 am PDT #5183 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

When I was a teenager, I really didn't know you weren't supposed to flush tampons, and I was VERY private about the whole thing.

Who says?


Strix - Oct 06, 2010 5:32:49 am PDT #5184 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Plumbers. And experience. Esp. if you use the supermaxisupernova-sucking tampons.

That's not the only toilet I've seen clogged by a tampon.


Nora Deirdre - Oct 06, 2010 5:42:06 am PDT #5185 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Yeah, you're really not supposed to flush tampons. Clog-o-riffic.


Jars - Oct 06, 2010 5:45:34 am PDT #5186 of 30000

My friends who are sea-faring type people are very anti-flushing too. They all have stories about tampons getting caught in their wetsuits etc.