I had a mother who wouldn't let me have tampons in the bathroom. I couldn't even have them out in my room. I had to hide them. So, you think that I would leave sex toys out? Oh, hell no.
Well, quite a lot of fuss. If I didn't know better, I'd think we were dangerous.
Mal ,'Bushwhacked'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Vortex - Oct 05, 2010 6:03:55 pm PDT #5157 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Cass - Oct 05, 2010 6:08:25 pm PDT #5158 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
PERIOD PERIOD PERIOD.
(I love stories about your dad, Vortex.)
Thanks, P-C. I don't want wank. But it made me uncomfortable and my brain never stopped feeling that way even when I kept trying to stop thinking about it.
DavidS - Oct 05, 2010 6:24:58 pm PDT #5159 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I found Trudy's comment to be personally insulting and purposefully provocative. In other words, she offended me.
DavidS - Oct 05, 2010 6:31:58 pm PDT #5160 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
It wasn't something appropriate to this community.
I'm sorry for the breach in board etiquette. It's contrary to civil discourse.
Cass - Oct 05, 2010 6:35:57 pm PDT #5161 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I found Trudy's comment to be personally insulting and purposefully provocative. In other words, she offended me.
If you'd phrased it that way, I would not have blinked.
I'm sorry for the breach in board etiquette.
Consider it the past and over, from my perspective. And thank you.
Cashmere - Oct 05, 2010 6:37:04 pm PDT #5162 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
I had a mother who wouldn't let me have tampons in the bathroom.
Where in the fucking hell are you supposed to keep them???
erin_obscure - Oct 05, 2010 6:39:40 pm PDT #5163 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
seriously, you can only store so many at a time inside your vagina
beth b - Oct 05, 2010 7:52:59 pm PDT #5164 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
facebook seems to know i want to pick on someone - so I can only look at the home page.
and if I had been drinking rum when i read e_o's comment it would have been on my monitor
Vortex - Oct 05, 2010 8:03:53 pm PDT #5165 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Where in the fucking hell are you supposed to keep them???
I had to hide them in my closet. Going to the bathroom during that time of the month was like a fucking CIA operation. First, the unsubtle trip to my bedroom. Then the trip to the bathroom. Then back to the bedroom with the refuse.
Oh, did I not mention that I couldn't leave the tampon wrapper in the trash? I had to sneak down in the dead of night and put it in the outside trash can like it was contraband.
meara - Oct 05, 2010 8:11:13 pm PDT #5166 of 30000
Heh. My mom never had anything QUITE that crazy, but we just didn't talk about shit in our family. The setup was, "sneak occasionally into mom's bathroom, hope there are feminine products, take some out and hide in kids' bathroom, hope when you need them there will be more, if your'e lucky, the kind you like". Same with razors.