I had a mother who wouldn't let me have tampons in the bathroom.
Where in the fucking hell are you supposed to keep them???
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Cashmere - Oct 05, 2010 6:37:04 pm PDT #5162 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
erin_obscure - Oct 05, 2010 6:39:40 pm PDT #5163 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
seriously, you can only store so many at a time inside your vagina
beth b - Oct 05, 2010 7:52:59 pm PDT #5164 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
facebook seems to know i want to pick on someone - so I can only look at the home page.
and if I had been drinking rum when i read e_o's comment it would have been on my monitor
Vortex - Oct 05, 2010 8:03:53 pm PDT #5165 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Where in the fucking hell are you supposed to keep them???
I had to hide them in my closet. Going to the bathroom during that time of the month was like a fucking CIA operation. First, the unsubtle trip to my bedroom. Then the trip to the bathroom. Then back to the bedroom with the refuse.
Oh, did I not mention that I couldn't leave the tampon wrapper in the trash? I had to sneak down in the dead of night and put it in the outside trash can like it was contraband.
meara - Oct 05, 2010 8:11:13 pm PDT #5166 of 30000
Heh. My mom never had anything QUITE that crazy, but we just didn't talk about shit in our family. The setup was, "sneak occasionally into mom's bathroom, hope there are feminine products, take some out and hide in kids' bathroom, hope when you need them there will be more, if your'e lucky, the kind you like". Same with razors.
Sean K - Oct 05, 2010 8:26:12 pm PDT #5167 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
seriously, you can only store so many at a time inside your vagina
I want to tag this so bad, but that seems somehow inappropriate.
billytea - Oct 05, 2010 8:28:09 pm PDT #5168 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I want to tag this so bad, but that seems somehow inappropriate.
I wouldn't worry about it, my first thought was "Who'd have thought 'clown car vagina' would come up twice on this board?"
Sean K - Oct 05, 2010 8:33:34 pm PDT #5169 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Who'd have thought it wouldn't?
Vortex - Oct 05, 2010 9:02:13 pm PDT #5170 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
What's the etiquette on Groupons and the like when you are out with a group where everybody's paying for themselves, and you tend to split the bill evenly? Do you throw in the groupon and reduce everyone's bill by $25 or whatever, and divide after that, or do you say "everyone owes $60, I have a groupon worth $50, so I owe $10"
I think that it's different from having a coupon, since you've paid for the groupon, but is it tacky?
Burrell - Oct 05, 2010 9:07:19 pm PDT #5171 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Oy, what's with the crazy mothers? We had a household with 4 women and 2 men. Tampons and pads were stored on the shelf above the toilet IN PLAIN SIGHT. No one ever peeped. Well, at least not about having to see tampons. My dad did complain that flushing tampons down the toilet would result in a busted toilet, but it's not like he made us carry them out to the dumpster.
I clearly never said it then, but I will say it now. Thanks mom and dad.