If you're moving, just ship the sex toys ahead of you.
"Will nobody think of the sex toys?!"
And I wonder, what possible catastrophe came crashing down from heaven and brought this dashing stranger to tears?
Drusilla ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DavidS - Oct 05, 2010 4:27:41 pm PDT #5148 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
tommyrot - Oct 05, 2010 4:33:13 pm PDT #5149 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
If you're moving, just ship the sex toys ahead of you.
It makes me think of my Finnish ancestors when they moved to the US. The first thing they'd do with their land is build a sauna. Then they'd live in (and use) the sauna while they built a house and barn. That way they had the most important thing first.
Sorta' the same thing with moving to a new place and sending the sex toys there first....
Calli - Oct 05, 2010 4:38:21 pm PDT #5150 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
It makes me think of my Finnish ancestors when they moved to the US. The first thing they'd do with their land is build a sauna. Then they'd live in (and use) the sauna while they built a house and barn.
Mine did the same thing! In fact, I believe my grandmother was born in the sauna, either because the main house wasn't done yet or because it was a good source of hot water.
tommyrot - Oct 05, 2010 4:40:25 pm PDT #5151 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Mine did the same thing!
Where did they live? My grandparents had a dairy farm near Alexandria, MN. My great-grandfather worked in the mines in Minnesota (I think) to raise the money to bring his wife over from Finland.
Aims - Oct 05, 2010 4:43:36 pm PDT #5152 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I love that I've been disappeared for the better part of two weeks and when I come in, we're talking sex toys. Love. It.
Know what else I love, since it's all about me? Teaching. Or at least I love the little bit of it that I'm doing. I'm happier in the past six days of this job than I was the last six months at Old Job.
t sigh of relief
sj - Oct 05, 2010 5:38:05 pm PDT #5153 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Yay, Aims! That is wonderful to hear.
Strix - Oct 05, 2010 5:40:09 pm PDT #5154 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Teaching can be an utter joy sometimes.
Cass - Oct 05, 2010 5:54:20 pm PDT #5155 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
David, I don't want to make this a huge thing but I also don't want to just ignore it. So I am saying something.
When you said earlier "Oh fuck off." to someone and I commented with "The hell?" What I should have done was quote the Etiquette page "The Buffistas are an inclusive, welcoming, and flame-free community. Play nice, and you've found a home away from home. If you make personal attacks or offensive posts, or try to start a fight, you will be shunned." because your comment was really uncomfortable to read even while not directed at me. It wasn't something appropriate to this community.
Polter-Cow - Oct 05, 2010 6:00:31 pm PDT #5156 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Cass, it bugged me too, so I'm glad you said something. I was trying to figure out a way it was meant in jest but, you know, there's no tone on the Internet.
Vortex - Oct 05, 2010 6:03:55 pm PDT #5157 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I had a mother who wouldn't let me have tampons in the bathroom. I couldn't even have them out in my room. I had to hide them. So, you think that I would leave sex toys out? Oh, hell no.