Nothin'. I just wanted you to face me so she could get behind ya.

Mal ,'The Train Job'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Oct 04, 2010 12:29:36 pm PDT #4958 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Well they do roll around. Hence the stairs idea to stop them (stupid flying capability thwarting that wonderful idea).


Connie Neil - Oct 04, 2010 12:35:26 pm PDT #4959 of 30000
brillig

Where is my menopause? I was promised a menopause.

Failing that, where are my painkillers? This bigass storm rolling back and forth over us isn't helping the joint pain.

Though the pounding rain on the roof is pleasant, especially as I know my car windows are rolled up.


Shir - Oct 04, 2010 12:36:40 pm PDT #4960 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Twu Wuv? Does Shir have a beau?

No love related, all awesomeness and brains related.

To the four letter feeling I use far less vocabulary and more moans. Plus, if I'd date, Buffistas would know, judge and duct-taped the future victim.

Edit: oh, Connie. Feel better.


Connie Neil - Oct 04, 2010 12:39:42 pm PDT #4961 of 30000
brillig

There's a reason I keep the bottle of Lortabs from my shoulder surgery in my purse. Half of one of those is more than a match for the fun.


Shir - Oct 04, 2010 12:42:23 pm PDT #4962 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Unknown-Company-getting-the-contract-so-omnis'-brother-in-law-can-get-a-job~ma!


erikaj - Oct 04, 2010 12:51:41 pm PDT #4963 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

Sexy And Topical -Sexy process server
-Wet Hot Collections Agent
maybe they are just on my mind because my not-so-secret political boyfriend's commentary on mortgage fraud has an eerie overlap with "Mom Bitches About Her Mortgage Job, 1990"


Shir - Oct 04, 2010 12:54:31 pm PDT #4964 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I feel as if I should put the information of "sexy +" into excel file and break it into characteristics.

Just for having a record of our twisted, twisted minds and Google Images results.


Laga - Oct 04, 2010 12:55:54 pm PDT #4965 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Sexy rodeo clown.


tommyrot - Oct 04, 2010 12:58:19 pm PDT #4966 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Sexy rodeo clown.

Googling with quotes: "about 1,260 results"


Laga - Oct 04, 2010 1:01:38 pm PDT #4967 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I want to know why, when I do a google image search for "sexy rodeo clown" the infamous "Whipped Cream and Other Delights" album cover is one of the top results.