Mal ,'War Stories'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Where is my menopause? I was promised a menopause.
Failing that, where are my painkillers? This bigass storm rolling back and forth over us isn't helping the joint pain.
Though the pounding rain on the roof is pleasant, especially as I know my car windows are rolled up.
Twu Wuv? Does Shir have a beau?
No love related, all awesomeness and brains related.
To the four letter feeling I use far less vocabulary and more moans. Plus, if I'd date, Buffistas would know, judge and duct-taped the future victim.
Edit: oh, Connie. Feel better.
There's a reason I keep the bottle of Lortabs from my shoulder surgery in my purse. Half of one of those is more than a match for the fun.
Unknown-Company-getting-the-contract-so-omnis'-brother-in-law-can-get-a-job~ma!
Sexy And Topical
-Sexy process server
-Wet Hot Collections Agent
maybe they are just on my mind because my not-so-secret political boyfriend's commentary on mortgage fraud has an eerie overlap with "Mom Bitches About Her Mortgage Job, 1990"
I feel as if I should put the information of "sexy +" into excel file and break it into characteristics.
Just for having a record of our twisted, twisted minds and Google Images results.
Sexy rodeo clown.
Sexy rodeo clown.
Googling with quotes: "about 1,260 results"
I want to know why, when I do a google image search for "sexy rodeo clown" the infamous "Whipped Cream and Other Delights" album cover is one of the top results.
When this pops up as an xkcd comic next week, we will know Randall Munroe lurks here.