Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep? Mal: You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Shir - Sep 25, 2010 4:54:06 am PDT #4072 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

{{{Nora}}} I'm sorry, dear. This is so hard.

P-C, I'm sorry about your wallet. There aren't a lot of things that would make me feel uncomfortable when I'm traveling overseas, but this is definitely one of them.

omnis, I'm very glad to hear about your date went well. 4 hours of great conversation is nothing to look down at. One of the reasons I despise dating is that for me, it usually ends in an hour and a half of forced conversation (from my side. I'm good with hiding how uncomfortable the situation makes me feel).

Seska, I'm glad to read the house is getting better and hommier by the minute.

Yay for sleep, Erin!

I just finished to rewrite my lecture to ICon. [link] Now, converting .avi. Joy.


Barb - Sep 25, 2010 5:35:52 am PDT #4073 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Yay, good date, omnis!

Yay for getting out of bed and food shopping, Seska!

Yay for sleep, Erin.

Yeah, I think that's about all I got at the moment.


Sean K - Sep 25, 2010 7:53:09 am PDT #4074 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Damn it! Why is Unemployment so unreliable sending out checks?????

I was expecting to get my check (which was already delayed) THREE DAYS AGO, and it's not in today's mail, either. They're sending me notices about my last form, so I know they got it. But no. Now I get no money until Monday. Grrrrrr.


DavidS - Sep 25, 2010 8:02:22 am PDT #4075 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Now I get no money until Monday. Grrrrrr.

I'm sure they're thinking, "Eh, he can eat dust bunnies this weekend. And if he really needs gas for his car this will be a good chance for him to borrow his neighbor's rollerblades. It's good for him really."


Jessica - Sep 25, 2010 8:06:39 am PDT #4076 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'm surprised (not really) there's no direct deposit option. Wouldn't it save the state a lot of money to go paperless on this?


Sean K - Sep 25, 2010 8:12:06 am PDT #4077 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

You would think. But.... No.


DCJensen - Sep 25, 2010 8:30:09 am PDT #4078 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Line on Wait! Wait! don't tell me! this week:

"Sarah Palin is a twitterer, but then that's redundant."


Jessica - Sep 25, 2010 8:33:57 am PDT #4079 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

You would think. But.... No.

Well that's just selfish of them.

My 4-hour window for the oven installers was 12-4. Clearly they didn't realize they were doing this for a VERY HUNGRY PREGNANT WOMAN so for lunch I'm attempting to make rice in the microwave. (And then I shall heat up some canned pinto beans in the microwave with a chopped jalapeno from the CSA. And then I shall eat them both with cheese on top.)


Barb - Sep 25, 2010 8:36:35 am PDT #4080 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

I'm sure they're thinking, "Eh, he can eat dust bunnies this weekend. And if he really needs gas for his car this will be a good chance for him to borrow his neighbor's rollerblades. It's good for him really."

You left off, "Builds character."


Sean K - Sep 25, 2010 8:56:53 am PDT #4081 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I have enough character for, like, sixty other people.