Simon: Captain's a good fighter, he must know how to handle a sword. Zoe: I think he knows which end to hold.

'Shindig'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Atropa - Sep 23, 2010 11:49:18 am PDT #3864 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Jilli, Goth Pundit. What does her Army of Darkness think about the midterms? Is there a pall, or would that just be another day at the office?

Ha! It would totally be another day at the office. But the health care would be MUCH FUCKING BETTER, THANKS.

... whooo, I am sugared up. My co-workers took me to lunch and bought me a brownie hot fudge sundae.


Sean K - Sep 23, 2010 12:21:58 pm PDT #3865 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

So I have three months to really work on my writing. Cue the nervous laughter.

Jilli, I'm working on a screenplay again, so if you want a motivational partner, I'm in.


DavidS - Sep 23, 2010 12:25:17 pm PDT #3866 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Awww, look what the Creative Writing program at San Francisco's School of the Arts is doing for Halloween:

Do you remember those glossy, nylon, purple fishnet stockings? The skyscraper heels and overdone makeup? Do you remember what it feels like to hop to the beat of an illuminated 70's glam rock soundtrack (think Iggy Pop, the New York Dolls, David Bowie/Ziggy Stardust) beneath splattering neon light while listening to SOTA Cdub mixed-genre pieces? Probably not--because it hasn't happened yet! Join CW on SOTA's mainstage Friday, October 16th, at 7:30 to bring back the sensational glam that lit up a decade and listen to some fantastic work from the entire department. Class of 2010 in their last Halloween performance! Original stories, poems, and indefinables, purloined Queen, GLAM/TRANS-GLAM COSTUME CONTEST, skits, seizure-inducing lights, and more! Students $7, $10 for those who remember the bad old days of eyeliner and platforms.


Atropa - Sep 23, 2010 12:26:54 pm PDT #3867 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Jilli, I'm working on a screenplay again, so if you want a motivational partner, I'm in.

I may talk to you about this. We can be panicky, neurotic writing buddies! It will be AWESOME.


Sean K - Sep 23, 2010 12:27:33 pm PDT #3868 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

YAY!


Strix - Sep 23, 2010 12:46:11 pm PDT #3869 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Then he upgraded to stabbing people in Venice.

Aw, he really IS a teenager!


Ginger - Sep 23, 2010 1:48:46 pm PDT #3870 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I made an ill-advised attempt to get something above my head at Home Depot, causing something else to fall on my head. My head hurts. Knowing it's my own damn fault is not particularly soothing.


Hil R. - Sep 23, 2010 1:59:27 pm PDT #3871 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

At the antique store, I got a copy of "The Art of Serving and Cooking" from 1932. There are separate chapters about how to properly serve meals for hostesses who have servants and hostesses who don't.


DavidS - Sep 23, 2010 2:00:16 pm PDT #3872 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I made an ill-advised attempt to get something above my head at Home Depot, causing something else to fall on my head.

::updates latest ranking of Self Injury Sprint and moves Ginger ahead of Hil and Erin::


hippocampus - Sep 23, 2010 2:03:07 pm PDT #3873 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

Congratulations on what looks like a fantastic new school Matilda, JZ & Hec!

I am back, in surprisingly little pain (achy jaw, but seriously? this dentist is made of magic beans), and have to go back in two weeks. boo. but - this dentist? I will go back to. My first non-sadistic dentist. what a freaking difference.

Going back to sleep now.

ETA: Matilda is not Emeline. The beans made me do it.