And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.

Angelus ,'Damage'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Sep 23, 2010 10:19:50 am PDT #3834 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

In PA they put stop signs at the end of on-ramps. I just don't get it.

The one that I have to take every day, it's because the on-ramp goes directly into traffic -- there's not a little bit of a lane to drive in that's just for the on-ramp people before merging with the cars already driving down the main road. And the way the ramp curves, it's near impossible to see if anyone is coming until you're actually right at the end of the ramp, so if you just kept driving, there's a good chance you'd side-swipe someone that you hadn't been able to see a second ago. I hate that ramp. The ramp itself curves so sharply that you really do need to slow down to 20 or 25, or else anything in the car that's not secured will start flying around.


Calli - Sep 23, 2010 10:35:06 am PDT #3835 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Jilli, Goth Pundit. What does her Army of Darkness think about the midterms? Is there a pall, or would that just be another day at the office?

I'd set up a season pass for that show.

Now, to draft the fuck off and die letter with my attorney.

Oooooh, if you can share the highlights I'd love to see it.

I'm a big fan of driving wee, fuel efficient cars. But whenever I plan to drive around or out of Detroit I rent a nice midsize car or higher, because the state of my birth requires some serious wheels. If I ever move back I'll probably trade in my Fit for a Buick of some kind.


Spidra Webster - Sep 23, 2010 10:37:16 am PDT #3836 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

and on the first Monday in October she'll start.

Mama's little Supreme Court justice!


erikaj - Sep 23, 2010 10:38:40 am PDT #3837 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

Yeah...we'd all watch that.


Spidra Webster - Sep 23, 2010 10:39:47 am PDT #3838 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

My first fwy driving experience was the Pasadena Freeway with its microscopic onramps and twisty turns. I also got some of my first driving experience at 13/14 when my dad let me drive a stick shift Ford Fiesta in San Francisco. So my dad went straight to the white knuckle stuff and not much has scared me since.

Except this interchange down in OC which has so many different fwys coming together across so many different lanes and SO MANY MALE MENOPAUSE SPORTS CAR DRIVERS SLALOMING AT YOU.


Zenkitty - Sep 23, 2010 10:40:29 am PDT #3839 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Happy Birthday to Emmett! Wow. 14. And new-school~ma for Matilda.

Driving in central NJ scared me. For anbout a year I refused to drive anywhere I didn't absolutely have to.

(Also, insert standard warning here about how herbal supplements are unregulated and frequently found to contain massively divergent doses than is listed on the packaging, so be careful about how much you take, herbal != safe, blah blah herbs are drugs toocakes.)

This is why I grow my own! /Eliot


Sparky1 - Sep 23, 2010 10:45:02 am PDT #3840 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

Driving in central NJ scared me.

Jug handles!


Hil R. - Sep 23, 2010 10:47:02 am PDT #3841 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Hey, video-gaming people -- I've realized that I've pretty much never used my PS2 since I got the Wii, so I'm thinking about selling the PS2 and games and stuff and using the money to buy some new Wii games. I'll be selling with it about six games, including a Dance Dance Revolution game with a dance mat. I figure I'll list it on craigslist. What should I set as the price? I've checked craigslist to see how other people are pricing them, and I've seen $60 for the PS2 and about 40 games, and $15 for a dance mat, at $30 for 20 games, so I'm figuring about $40 for all this stuff? That sound reasonable?


sj - Sep 23, 2010 10:48:34 am PDT #3842 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Now, to draft the fuck off and die letter with my attorney.

Oooooh, if you can share the highlights I'd love to see it.

Seconded!

Trudy, I hope you are able to get through the rest of your day and sleep soundly tonight.

The restroom baskets for my friends wedding are done (it was a pain in the ass trying to track down hem tape this time around), and not it is time to give into the snot monster and collapse on the couch.


Spidra Webster - Sep 23, 2010 10:52:54 am PDT #3843 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Yup, happy birthday to Emmett!