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Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?

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tommyrot - Sep 23, 2010 6:35:58 am PDT #3756 of 30000

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Be sure to answer all phone calls and open all letters and emails today, Barbara, as you are likely to receive some interesting communications indeed.

How did your horoscope know your name?

I like overly-specific horoscopes:

"You will go to that little sandwich shop down the block today, as your usual place will be closed due to a death in the family. Your chicken sandwich will be excellent, except it will have too much mayo."

Barb - Sep 23, 2010 6:42:38 am PDT #3757 of 30000

“Not dead yet!”

How did your horoscope know your name?

It's a daily one that pops into my email box, so I probably signed up for it at one time. Probably every other Virgo is getting the same one, but I don't care. That one has MY name.

Trudy Booth - Sep 23, 2010 6:50:23 am PDT #3758 of 30000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Hey Bitches,

Any thoughts on OTC sleep aids? Imma try that for a few days before I haul my uninsured ass to a doctor.

DavidS - Sep 23, 2010 6:52:44 am PDT #3759 of 30000

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Any thoughts on OTC sleep aids?

Some people do well with Tylenol PM, or just Benadryl.

Sparky1 - Sep 23, 2010 6:53:44 am PDT #3760 of 30000

Librarian Warlord

Any thoughts on OTC sleep aids?

They are all some variation of Benedryl.

Jessica - Sep 23, 2010 6:55:16 am PDT #3761 of 30000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

"You will go to that little sandwich shop down the block today, as your usual place will be closed due to a death in the family. Your chicken sandwich will be excellent, except it will have too much mayo."

If Google ever gets into the horoscope business, they will read exactly like this.

tommyrot - Sep 23, 2010 6:55:28 am PDT #3762 of 30000

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

They are all some variation of Benedryl.

They sorta' work for me. Probably worth a try on a night or two before resorting to prescription stuff.

Barb - Sep 23, 2010 6:56:11 am PDT #3763 of 30000

“Not dead yet!”

Half a dose of Tylenol PM (1 pill) usually knocks me on my ass. But then again, I'm a massive lightweight. The other downside for me is that more than two nights in a row of Tylenol PM or Benadryl and I'm a moody, depressed, draggy mess.

Again Barb = lightweight

Steph L. - Sep 23, 2010 6:56:17 am PDT #3764 of 30000

I look more rad than Lutheranism

Any thoughts on OTC sleep aids? Imma try that for a few days before I haul my uninsured ass to a doctor.

My dad takes some herbal one -- let me see if I can figure out what it is (I don't mean melatonin or valerian or whatnot -- it has a brand name, like "Sleep Now!" or some nonsense; that's what I'm trying to remember).

He has a LOT of trouble sleeping but says this one works really well for him.

Zenkitty - Sep 23, 2010 7:00:41 am PDT #3765 of 30000

Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Passion flower. Two capsules. Sleep, funny dreams. IME.

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