Jayne: 'Cause I don't know these folks. Don't much care to. Mal: They're whores. Jayne: I'm in.

'Heart Of Gold'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


hippocampus - Sep 22, 2010 7:06:05 am PDT #3636 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

Inanna and Enki.

you are asking for trouble, there. you're going to find the first kitten clay tablet writing in history laid out at the foot of your bed one morning.


Volans - Sep 22, 2010 7:12:05 am PDT #3637 of 30000
move out and draw fire

you're going to find the first kitten clay tablet writing in history laid out at the foot of your bed one morning.

I suspect I'll probably find it in Enki's litterbox. And this will lead to a blasphemous interpretation of Enki's role as the keeper of the me.


hippocampus - Sep 22, 2010 7:17:22 am PDT #3638 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

And this will lead to a blasphemous interpretation of Enki's role as the keeper of the me.

oh hey, I bet that would make a great book.


Fred Pete - Sep 22, 2010 7:18:35 am PDT #3639 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.

I am not a cat owner, but from what I know of kittens...what?

It's a goal, not an order. It's kind of like, when our cats go through anesthesia, we're told not to let them jump on anything for 24 hours or so. We mentally edit that to exclude couches, stairs, and beds.


hippocampus - Sep 22, 2010 7:33:35 am PDT #3640 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

ION - clothes in a can: [link]


Volans - Sep 22, 2010 7:41:18 am PDT #3641 of 30000
move out and draw fire

IOON, my quote of the day fails the Bechdel test in assumption:

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men. - Joseph Conrad


erikaj - Sep 22, 2010 7:47:44 am PDT #3642 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

I just bought my own new computer speakers.(This, in itself, is cool...I've been fiending for video clips.) Even cooler, though is that I stuck up for myself against some pretty heavy sales tactics. Best quote "Please don't upsell me anymore...it's annoying."The "I will take my Treasury-guaranteed ducats and walk Away" was implied. You might not know how much crappy service I said nothing about and even tipped for, but I do, and this is major.


Liese S. - Sep 22, 2010 7:51:54 am PDT #3643 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Hee, Raq.

And Jars, I think I might still have contacts in Burma if your friend gets into trouble. They're churchy contacts, but still, someone you can call that's in the country is a good someone to know when you're that far out.


Liese S. - Sep 22, 2010 7:52:31 am PDT #3644 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Good for you, erika! I hate sales pressure, but good for you getting what you need.


Aims - Sep 22, 2010 7:59:00 am PDT #3645 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

From the "Shit My Kid Said to Her Class While I was Sitting There and Then Wanted to Crawl Under Something and Die" file:

Mrs. P: Class, can you think of words that ends in -ap?"
Class: Nap! Slap! Cap! Lap! Crap!
Emeline: Jap!

Sigh.