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Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

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omnis_audis - Sep 20, 2010 9:34:19 pm PDT #3489 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I was skimming through the NOLO in Google Books. Barely any mention of elevator. The thing is, I'm guessing since a lot of buildings don't have them, it's not like it's required by law to have them, unlike say a working toilet. Hmmm, I wonder if this is something I can use my new benefits package. I have legal coverage.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Sep 20, 2010 10:03:00 pm PDT #3490 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Well, we discovered at 10pm last night that our bedroom light doesn't switch off. We had a remote control fitted for it when the electricians were in last week, so that I don't have to get out of bed to turn off the light - it's an added luxury, but one that we knew would be so helpful to me. Unfortunately, the luxury proved something of a curse when the 'off' button on the remote didn't work and the lights were on all bloody night. My PA is currently sleeping in the only other room that we can get into. Not good for the sleep disorder. If we can't get the electricians to come back today, we're moving to a motel for a couple of nights - between that, and not being able to unpack until the floors are finished, and The Girl being horribly allergic to all the dust that's still everywhere till the builders are done, we might not be actually able to live here for a bit longer. On the plus side, The Girl and my PA are setting up my desk in my little study! It's really very little! Desk may be all that fits in there! But it's mine. So that's very nice. (The Girl keeps shouting things like "What is this part FOR?" I shall take her out to breakfast shortly to thank her for IKEA madness.)

Yay, Perkins! Continued health~ma for you.

smonster, huge congrats on the job offer. Good decision~ma.

I'd be training/mentoring newbie carpenters, people who've been chronically unemployed or who are transitioning back into society.

That's so cool! I used to teach basic English to younger people from those kinds of backgrounds. I absolutely loved it.

Very good luck with the practice lecture, Shir.

omnis, I've missed part of this saga - is your building manager refusing to fix your elevator? You might have an ADA case there. I won a DDA case because my building management company wouldn't install an automatic door to my building. Don't know how similar the two laws are, in relation to property - the DDA's quite good about small adjustments to residential property, such as fixing things and minor installations. So it wouldn't require a landlord to install a new elevator where there wasn't one, but it might require quick fixing of one that's already there. (Might. It's a bit of a vague law, the DDA.)

Erin, that's so great. Hope you got some sleep last night, as a result.

I have to find a doctor this week. It usually takes one or two false starts with GPs who either find me too knowledgeable about my own condition (sigh) or are clearly too afraid of my condition to be much use (double sigh). Here's hoping for one like Erin's lovely senior doctor.

Edited to take out an excruciating number of exclamation points. Apparently sleep deprivation makes me hyperactive.


omnis_audis - Sep 20, 2010 10:15:46 pm PDT #3491 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

omnis, I've missed part of this saga - is your building manager refusing to fix your elevator?
Not refusing, just taking forever. Apparently, from what I've gathered from a couple sources, the owner of the building had to get an estimate from the repair company, so that added two days to the process. By the time he approved, and the management company notified the elevator company, it was late in the day, so I'm guessing the order didn't make the cut off for fed ex(??) And apparently this elevator company is notorious for bad fix jobs, slow work, and general bad attitudes. But the owner insists on using this company. So the Property Management folk are stuck between a rock and a hard place. But all I care about is a working elevator. They put up signs on Friday that promised it would be working Monday. I took them for their word, and picked up a sack of groceries, only to get home and see the elevator still out of whack. Then had to hike up to the 3rd level (floor 2 for the Brits and Aussies in the house) with a full sack of groceries. So glad I didn't do a full shopping trip (whole basket). That would have been 5 or 6 trips, and would have killed me.

I like the building. I like the location (well for traffic, it's proximity is eh) and the neighbors are all nice. But the elevator is really pissing me off. And I'm still paying off the move TO here, and can't really afford to move out just now. And not sure if it warrants that level yet. And would really not want to move just as the school year is starting up.


Zenkitty - Sep 21, 2010 1:28:35 am PDT #3492 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Omnis, there may be not much specifically about elevators in the Law, but check on safety and accessibility. You moved in there with the assurance that you'd be able to get out of the building quickly in a fire. Without jumping out a window. Do you have free legal consultations? I'd use it for this.

smonster, I am calling you *right now*. Weird, isn't it?


Hil R. - Sep 21, 2010 2:23:04 am PDT #3493 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

You moved in there with the assurance that you'd be able to get out of the building quickly in a fire. Without jumping out a window.

Aren't you not supposed to use elevators if there's a fire?

Woke up feeling like hell, and my voice entirely gone. Staying home today -- I can't teach like this.


Zenkitty - Sep 21, 2010 2:47:53 am PDT #3494 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Aren't you not supposed to use elevators if there's a fire?

Hush. I've got the righteous indignation going.


smonster - Sep 21, 2010 2:55:02 am PDT #3495 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Hil, feel better soon. Sounds like the right thing to take a day off.

omnis, how freaking ridiculous. I hope you find a carrot or a stick that works quickly.

Thanks for all the ~ma. Next thing - telling my boss. Oy.


sj - Sep 21, 2010 3:14:04 am PDT #3496 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Yay Perkins!

Yay, smonster!

Boo to seska's electrician and omnis's landlord!

This cold will not quit. I have to get through the funeral this morning and then I see a long nap in my future.


smonster - Sep 21, 2010 3:23:44 am PDT #3497 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Yes, major phooey on the electricians. The "off" part is just as important as the "on" part.


smonster - Sep 21, 2010 4:07:43 am PDT #3498 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Just sent off my request for clarification/counter offer. Dear god I think I might barf. Thanks for your help, Vortex!