Do people actually do this?
Hells no.
Oh, God. Oh, God. My hair. My hair! The government gave me bad hair!
Cordelia ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
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amych - Aug 27, 2010 2:36:47 pm PDT #318 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Jessica - Aug 27, 2010 2:55:06 pm PDT #319 of 30000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Do people actually do this?
Maybe if they're taking a lot of speed?
In a good month, I vacuum every other weekend. With my allergies, I really should be dusting at least once a week too, but I hate dusting with a white hot burning passion, so instead I just sneeze a lot.
Nora Deirdre - Aug 27, 2010 3:00:08 pm PDT #320 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I find my hardwood floors need swiffering and cleaning pretty frequently- I basically do it when it seems too dirty for me to be comfortable. Here, it's fairly frequently. I just sort of do it in spurts when the mood hits me. Not in any organized fashion.
smonster - Aug 27, 2010 3:01:45 pm PDT #321 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Hil, try flylady.net for more twee but less craxy house cleaning advice.
omnis_audis - Aug 27, 2010 3:06:18 pm PDT #322 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Do people actually do this?Not if you have a full time job and are tired when you get home. But then again, my tolernce level for mess is rather high.
Um. Yeah, I'm not much when it comes to house cleaning. I've been in my apartment now almost 3 months, I vacuumed once (for my mom's visit last weekend). My apartment in Dallas, in the 2 years there, I vacuumed about 3 or 4 times. Not to say I am the model to follow, but, giving you additional data to create the mental chart of what is average.
Ginger - Aug 27, 2010 3:06:56 pm PDT #323 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
My mother did. She did not pass this gene on to me.
Hil R. - Aug 27, 2010 3:07:28 pm PDT #324 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Hil, try flylady.net for more twee but less craxy house cleaning advice.
Ack. I just tried looking at that site, and my ADD-brain freaked out. Way too many colors and pictures and links at once. I'll look again tomorrow, when I'm less tired and maybe better able to figure it out.
-t - Aug 27, 2010 3:13:51 pm PDT #325 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I have it in my head that getting all vacuumable surfaces vacuumed once a month is a good goal. Pretty sure that's based on nothing at all.
amych - Aug 27, 2010 3:15:06 pm PDT #326 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Flylady is pretty much love it or hate it. I hate it (which I say just to say, not just you). But I know and love people it's really worked for, who haven't had much luck getting their places together otherwise.
meara - Aug 27, 2010 3:25:55 pm PDT #327 of 30000
Hahahaha! That is crazy vacuum talk! Once a week would make me feel like I was on top of shit. I do not vacuum that often. In part because that would require the floors to be cleaned enough of crap to be vacuum-able that often.