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Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?

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Hil R. - Sep 17, 2010 8:22:36 am PDT #3028 of 30000

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

but... what if you get sick?

Then I have to cancel class and find a way to make up the material. With an exam coming up, there's not much room for me to miss a day. With more notice, I might have been able to find people to cover my classes, but I can't really do that right now.

Spidra Webster - Sep 17, 2010 8:24:53 am PDT #3029 of 30000

I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

I 2nd the license~ma.

Aims - Sep 17, 2010 8:41:01 am PDT #3030 of 30000

Shit's all sorts of different now.

THanks for the ~~ma. He had to abort his attempt cause the line took too long and he had to go to school to get stuff. He's going to be up with birds on Monday to be the first in line. Unless I find a branch that is open tomorrow.

Tom Scola - Sep 17, 2010 8:43:06 am PDT #3031 of 30000

Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

"I don't give a FUCK who she says she is, I'm gonna wipe the floor with her ass."

Wow. That's got to be one of the best sentences you would ever want to hear a lawyer say.

Laga - Sep 17, 2010 8:48:13 am PDT #3032 of 30000

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Stoopid DMV. You can't make appointments in MI, huh?

Aims - Sep 17, 2010 8:49:10 am PDT #3033 of 30000

Shit's all sorts of different now.

Nope. It's all very bassackwards. Sometimes, I really hate this state.

Laga - Sep 17, 2010 8:50:16 am PDT #3034 of 30000

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

For kraft macaroni and cheese fans I'm here to report that the 'flavor explosion' version is a bit much for breakfast.

Vortex - Sep 17, 2010 8:52:52 am PDT #3035 of 30000

"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I just spoke with my mom's longtime attorney who, after he laughed hysterically, said, "I don't give a FUCK who she says she is, I'm gonna wipe the floor with her ass."

I love him already.

yeah, most universities don't have "leave" for faculty. You just do your thing (it's too much of a pain to deal with leave vs. holidays vs. breaks, etc.) If you have something to do, you cancel class. You try not to do it too often. Sometimes, if you know that you will be out on a particular day in advance, you build it into your syllabus and schedule a make up class or plan to cover a bit more material in a few classes. Some professors will also build a "review" day into the syllabus to give them some leeway.

tommyrot - Sep 17, 2010 8:52:52 am PDT #3036 of 30000

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I have discovered that here in Chicago they'll let you go to the front of the line at the DMV if you're on crutches....

(hint, hint)

ChiKat - Sep 17, 2010 8:59:56 am PDT #3037 of 30000

That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Stoopid DMV. You can't make appointments in MI, huh?

Appointments? With the DMV? Where is the golden place?

I just spoke with my mom's longtime attorney who, after he laughed hysterically, said, "I don't give a FUCK who she says she is, I'm gonna wipe the floor with her ass."

Yes! This is wonderful.

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