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Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Vortex - Sep 17, 2010 8:52:52 am PDT #3035 of 30000

"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I just spoke with my mom's longtime attorney who, after he laughed hysterically, said, "I don't give a FUCK who she says she is, I'm gonna wipe the floor with her ass."

I love him already.

yeah, most universities don't have "leave" for faculty. You just do your thing (it's too much of a pain to deal with leave vs. holidays vs. breaks, etc.) If you have something to do, you cancel class. You try not to do it too often. Sometimes, if you know that you will be out on a particular day in advance, you build it into your syllabus and schedule a make up class or plan to cover a bit more material in a few classes. Some professors will also build a "review" day into the syllabus to give them some leeway.

tommyrot - Sep 17, 2010 8:52:52 am PDT #3036 of 30000

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I have discovered that here in Chicago they'll let you go to the front of the line at the DMV if you're on crutches....

(hint, hint)

ChiKat - Sep 17, 2010 8:59:56 am PDT #3037 of 30000

That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Stoopid DMV. You can't make appointments in MI, huh?

Appointments? With the DMV? Where is the golden place?

I just spoke with my mom's longtime attorney who, after he laughed hysterically, said, "I don't give a FUCK who she says she is, I'm gonna wipe the floor with her ass."

Yes! This is wonderful.

Laga - Sep 17, 2010 9:08:51 am PDT #3038 of 30000

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Where is the golden place?

Land of Milk & Honey. You still have to wait, just not as long.

Barb - Sep 17, 2010 9:13:33 am PDT #3039 of 30000

“Not dead yet!”

Wow. That's got to be one of the best sentences you would ever want to hear a lawyer say.

I know, right? The hysterical laughter was just a bonus.

Frankenbuddha - Sep 17, 2010 9:37:57 am PDT #3040 of 30000

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Wow. That's got to be one of the best sentences you would ever want to hear a lawyer say.

I was thinking the same thing.

Trudy Booth - Sep 17, 2010 10:18:01 am PDT #3041 of 30000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

He should put it on his business cards.

Laga - Sep 17, 2010 10:19:20 am PDT #3042 of 30000

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I think someone just drove by listening to an audio book. The doppler effect was weeeeeeird.

Jars - Sep 17, 2010 10:47:14 am PDT #3043 of 30000

So G's grandad died, and he flew home this morning for the wake and funeral. It's sad, but not unexpected.

I'm countering my feeling useless for being far away, and selfish because I miss him, by drinking wine and eating cheese for dinner. Way too much cheese. Not quite enough wine yet, because I am by myself and don't want to turn into my mother just yet.

Bleh.

Jars - Sep 17, 2010 10:50:01 am PDT #3044 of 30000

And now that I'm caught up - Happy Birthday to Perkins and to the board!

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