"Yes," I deadpanned. "No one mistakes it for a weapon, but it IS."
Oh, fantastic.
It's a wine stopper, a cosh, or the oddest nail punch I've ever seen!! I kind of want to carry it around, too.
She's not just a blob of energy, she's also a 14-year-old hormone bomb.
Spike ,'The Killer In Me'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
smonster - Sep 21, 2011 7:27:34 pm PDT #29980 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Strix - Sep 21, 2011 7:33:15 pm PDT #29981 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Heh>
I hope I don't sound like an ungrateful bitch
No, you sound like a Virgo.
Strix - Sep 21, 2011 7:34:43 pm PDT #29982 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
And you can cosh someone, drink a nice glass of Chianti, and then nail their id to your "Jerks I Whapped Upside the Head" souvenir wall.
Vortex - Sep 21, 2011 7:36:45 pm PDT #29983 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Did I mention that two of the rooms are nearly a mile away from each other? Getting to all six rooms within the 75 minutes of the exam is so not going to happen. There are three right in the middle of campus, and then two about half a mile away in one direction, and the last one about half a mile away in the other direction.
Hil, can you get together with the other professors so that each of you covers a building? If everyone is giving the same exam, they should be able to ask questions of any of the profs.
On a side note, this situation irritates me and makes me bitter, because this kind of shit is what I do. There's no reason for this kind of disorder and inconvenience.
smonster - Sep 21, 2011 7:47:58 pm PDT #29984 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
And you can cosh someone, drink a nice glass of Chianti, and then nail their id to your "Jerks I Whapped Upside the Head" souvenir wall.
Ahahaha.
No, you sound like a Virgo.
Wait, which part?
OMG, why am I still up? And still wearing this uncomfortable strapless bra?
One more cute thing - poor boo was so tired that his Alabama accent was on display like never before. Usually it only shows when he says "darlin'," which totally makes me wibble because it sounds so bad when people try to fake it and so awesome when said right. But tonight? Dipthongs for days.
WindSparrow - Sep 21, 2011 10:14:26 pm PDT #29985 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Happy Birthday, smonster! Even if I'm a bit late.
Calli - Sep 22, 2011 1:13:35 am PDT #29986 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
I'm sorry about your kitty, Epic.
I stayed up way too late last night talking fic and podcasts with my upstairs neighbor. (Her: And here's one of the best podcast readers I've ever heard. She's called "FayJay" and she's reading these Sherlock fics. Me: She is awesome. Also, Buffista!) After work I'm going with a friend for pedicures (her first ever, at 59). I hope I don't fall asleep in the massage chair.
Anne W. - Sep 22, 2011 1:21:52 am PDT #29987 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Epic, I am so sorry for your loss.
Hil R. - Sep 22, 2011 2:39:37 am PDT #29988 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Hil, can you get together with the other professors so that each of you covers a building? If everyone is giving the same exam, they should be able to ask questions of any of the profs.
I'm not sure. A lot of the other instructors have all their students in one room, so I'm not sure if they'd be willing to rearrange stuff like that. I'd already thought of asking other instructors who have rooms near some of mine to check in on them, but two of my rooms are in buildings that don't have anyone else giving this exam.
On a side note, this situation irritates me and makes me bitter, because this kind of shit is what I do. There's no reason for this kind of disorder and inconvenience.
The department had to fire several administrative people over the summer, because of budget cuts, and one of them was the one who used to organize this stuff. So now other people are trying to figure out how to do it.
hippocampus - Sep 22, 2011 2:48:46 am PDT #29989 of 30000
not your mom's socks.
Epic, I'm so sorry.
Hil, that's a crazy situation.