And you can cosh someone, drink a nice glass of Chianti, and then nail their id to your "Jerks I Whapped Upside the Head" souvenir wall.

Ahahaha.

No, you sound like a Virgo.

Wait, which part?

OMG, why am I still up? And still wearing this uncomfortable strapless bra?

One more cute thing - poor boo was so tired that his Alabama accent was on display like never before. Usually it only shows when he says "darlin'," which totally makes me wibble because it sounds so bad when people try to fake it and so awesome when said right. But tonight? Dipthongs for days.

Happy Birthday, smonster! Even if I'm a bit late.

I'm sorry about your kitty, Epic.

I stayed up way too late last night talking fic and podcasts with my upstairs neighbor. (Her: And here's one of the best podcast readers I've ever heard. She's called "FayJay" and she's reading these Sherlock fics. Me: She is awesome. Also, Buffista!) After work I'm going with a friend for pedicures (her first ever, at 59). I hope I don't fall asleep in the massage chair.

Epic, I am so sorry for your loss.

Hil, can you get together with the other professors so that each of you covers a building? If everyone is giving the same exam, they should be able to ask questions of any of the profs.

I'm not sure. A lot of the other instructors have all their students in one room, so I'm not sure if they'd be willing to rearrange stuff like that. I'd already thought of asking other instructors who have rooms near some of mine to check in on them, but two of my rooms are in buildings that don't have anyone else giving this exam.

On a side note, this situation irritates me and makes me bitter, because this kind of shit is what I do. There's no reason for this kind of disorder and inconvenience.

The department had to fire several administrative people over the summer, because of budget cuts, and one of them was the one who used to organize this stuff. So now other people are trying to figure out how to do it.

Epic, I'm so sorry.

Hil, that's a crazy situation.

I'm still trying to figure out how I ended up the unlucky person with students in six buildings. I looked through the list, and there are a few people with students in three buildings, but most have one or two, and no one other than me has more than three.

Epic, I'm so sorry.

Hil, that is insanity. Good luck figuring out what to do.

a weaponized silver fleur de lis stopper for wine! It's pretty, functional and can hurt people

Now ... if you could only set it on fire ....

Her: And here's one of the best podcast readers I've ever heard. She's called "FayJay" and she's reading these Sherlock fics.

Cool! You need to share that with her.