Also, Tim doesn't really know a lot about baseball, so I tried to make shit up to fuck with him, like, in the 7th inning, every batter is allowed to punch the catcher in the head if the second pitch is a strike.
lulz!
Yeah... That went well.
Mal ,'Trash'
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Nora Deirdre - Sep 16, 2011 7:33:08 am PDT #29689 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Zenkitty - Sep 16, 2011 7:41:12 am PDT #29690 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
And calcium, of course! I was also told that taking the non-heme iron (spinach is a good source of iron!) along with heme iron also helps absorption. So, for me, meat and/or egg yolks plus vitamin C plus iron supplement for breakfast, and nothing else to eat for a while.
Steph L. - Sep 16, 2011 7:41:45 am PDT #29691 of 30000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
I realized, to my utter shame, that I've never watched Bull Durham with him in all this time. (The pitcher and catcher were confabbing on the mound, and I said, "They're talking about candlesticks." Tim just looked at me blankly. I said, "I've never made you watch Bull Durham?!?" He said, "No, and I think you've made the candlestick comment before." Well, OF COURSE I have.)
Barb - Sep 16, 2011 7:47:16 am PDT #29692 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Tim just looked at me blankly. I said, "I've never made you watch Bull Durham?!?" He said, "No, and I think you've made the candlestick comment before." Well, OF COURSE I have.)
Oh, MUST be rectified!
"We're dealing with a lot of shit, here."
Ginger - Sep 16, 2011 7:49:33 am PDT #29693 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
like, in the 7th inning, every batter is allowed to punch the catcher in the head if the second pitch is a strike. I don't think he believed me.
You could have told him the definition of a pitcher's balk. He'd never believe that.
Steph L. - Sep 16, 2011 7:53:31 am PDT #29694 of 30000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Oh, MUST be rectified!
Yup, I know what we're watching tonight.
You could have told him the definition of a pitcher's balk. He'd never believe that.
He was actually dubious when I told him that foul balls were strikes but not third strikes. ("You mean the batter could hit foul balls for, like, an hour?")
He *did* know about t spit designated hitters, because he's heard my rant about it many, many, MANY times before.
Frankenbuddha - Sep 16, 2011 7:56:10 am PDT #29695 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
When I would vent at my dad, he would wait for a pause in my bitching and say "Do you want lip or ear?" If I said lip, he'd give me advice, tell me that I was overreacting, etc. If I said "ear", he'd say "I'm so sorry He/She/They are idiots, of course you're right." :)
As Nora already said, this? Is awesome.
like, in the 7th inning, every batter is allowed to punch the catcher in the head if the second pitch is a strike. I don't think he believed me.
Is there any way we could sub this for the designated hitter rule? Because I'd vote for it.
Frankenbuddha - Sep 16, 2011 7:56:52 am PDT #29696 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
HA! Designated hitter x-post smack talk!
Steph L. - Sep 16, 2011 7:58:48 am PDT #29697 of 30000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
HA! Designated hitter x-post smack talk!
As is right and proper!
Also, re: your tag -- is there a t-shirt of that yet? Because I would buy that shirt.
Frankenbuddha - Sep 16, 2011 8:03:41 am PDT #29698 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Also, re: your tag -- is there a t-shirt of that yet? Because I would buy that shirt.
I haven't seen one mentioned on QC yet, sadly. I am tempted by the "Bros! Bros! Bros!" one, but I fear it would be misinterpreted by folks at large.