Lorne: Snakes? Uh-huh. And they came out of your what? Okay. Okay, well, did they get up there themselves or is this part of a, you know, a thing? No, I'm not judging...Do we fight snakes? Angel: Only if they're giant. Or demons. Or giant demons. Are they giant demon snakes? Lorne: Well, unless this guy's 30 feet tall, I'm thinking they're of the garden variety.

'Lineage'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Sep 15, 2011 2:06:39 pm PDT #29630 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I googled and still have no idea.


§ ita § - Sep 15, 2011 2:08:04 pm PDT #29631 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm scared I might google and find exactly what erika described. It sounds creepy.


erikaj - Sep 15, 2011 2:11:04 pm PDT #29632 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

Maybe it's more of a snifter than a champagne glass...still weird, though. Maybe it's just flyover country trying to be artistic.


§ ita § - Sep 15, 2011 2:13:16 pm PDT #29633 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Maybe it's more of a snifter than a champagne glass

Yeah, as long as it's supposed to house a beverage? Freaky.


Cass - Sep 15, 2011 2:13:21 pm PDT #29634 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I don't get why it would be weird or unacceptable for me to go off on someone who cut me off in traffic. I'd expect to get cursed out if I did it--it's angering. That's what angry people do. Not chased in traffic, like I have been, but spouted about on a message board? Seems perfectly proportionate response.

To me?

You getting pissed at someone cutting you off in traffic? Perfectly proportionate response. You posting that you are pissed because someone cut you off in traffic? Perfectly proportionate response. Other people replying that they also get pissed when they've been cut off in traffic? Perfectly proportionate response.

Other people replying that the person who cut you off in traffic should have intense anal itching, try to scratch while driving and then die by being cut off in traffic? Creepy to me. Chased-in-traffic levels of not okay to me.


§ ita § - Sep 15, 2011 2:15:00 pm PDT #29635 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

When has that ever happened here, though?


erikaj - Sep 15, 2011 2:16:51 pm PDT #29636 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

Depends on the intensity, and whether, say, the same dude has done it every day for a week or something. I hate random strangers sometimes...doesn't mean I would hurt them for real.


meara - Sep 15, 2011 2:17:55 pm PDT #29637 of 30000

Er, a head in a champagne glass? What? Never heard of this.

Someone remind me what "FPC" stands for??


§ ita § - Sep 15, 2011 2:19:36 pm PDT #29638 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Fucking Perspective Clause. It means you get to bitch too, even though your average Rwandan has it worse.


Cass - Sep 15, 2011 2:21:18 pm PDT #29639 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

When has that ever happened here, though?

Actually it's rather common. Which I notice because it clearly is my Issue and it bugs me.

But I feel like it'd be kinda crass of me to go back and cite? I am not adverse to mentioning it again when it happens though.