We have a dual-flush toilet that flushes with buttons, so that would be some extraordinary kitty dexterity.
You'd have a YouTube sensation!
Spike: Ladies. Come on in. Plenty of blood in the fridge, don't be shy. Dawn: You mean like, real blood? Spike: What do you think? Dawn: Mostly I think, 'Eew!'
'Potential'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Cass - Aug 31, 2011 5:35:20 pm PDT #28792 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
smonster - Aug 31, 2011 5:38:49 pm PDT #28793 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I was gonna see if my roomie had food dye, but she's already gone to bed. Which means the Luna bar I ate early will have to do for dinner. Ooopsies. Time to shower and bed.
In more worrying news, my first paycheck was supposed to be deposited today and when I checked my balance after 5 pm it hadn't. Something else to check on tomorrow.
Vortex - Aug 31, 2011 6:50:47 pm PDT #28794 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
What is she supposed to be coaching you towards? An illustrious career at the Stop-n-Go?
When I checked out their website, this was a company that was more focused on the corporation, in a "let us help you in your layoff" kind of way. They don't offer direct placement, but have some BS about giving you the tools to get your own job, etc. etc.
Pix - Aug 31, 2011 8:53:59 pm PDT #28795 of 30000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Damn. Having a bit of a panic attack. First one I've had in ages (I know what triggered it, but that doesn't help). They're about as fun as I remember. I took a Xanax and it's helping a little, but not as much as I'd like.
omnis_audis - Aug 31, 2011 10:29:19 pm PDT #28796 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Hopefully you are sleeping by now. If not, Pix, breathe! Slow. Deep.
Aims - Aug 31, 2011 11:58:39 pm PDT #28797 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Oh goody. I'm awake.
Strix - Sep 01, 2011 12:30:33 am PDT #28798 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Me, too.
Yay 4 AM!
Aims - Sep 01, 2011 12:32:03 am PDT #28799 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
We can, in spirit, have a smoke and coffee together!
I have cleaned out my wallet, ordered my book for my music class AND a new copy of West Wing Season 2, and I am about to start making the shopping list to do my once a month cooking and create a chore chart for the family.
Strix - Sep 01, 2011 12:35:37 am PDT #28800 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
That is what I am doing! My bulb burned out in my office overnight, and of course I can't replace it until I've had a cup of coffee.
Your efficiency is intimidating. I have lit a cigarette and taken some Tylenol.
Aims - Sep 01, 2011 12:39:33 am PDT #28801 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
My efficiency is born from the place of "Oh fuck. I've been screwing off all summer and suddenly, everything needs to be done before Tuesday."
Except the chore chart. The chore chart is borne from a place of "If I don't list things out for everyone to do, everyday then my house is going to rapidly go the way of the shithole and I'll be the first person in history to get divorced because of a dishwasher."
With Joe working 12-14 hours and he and I barely seeing each other during the week, if things aren't organized, things get bad. Both mess-wise and relationship-wise.