And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.

Angelus ,'Damage'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Aug 26, 2011 12:22:51 pm PDT #28500 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Made it home safe and sound. Saw a condo that I may put an offer on. It's a small end of my range, and 1 bed instead of 2. But it's a comfy 1 bed and not a cramped 2 bed. I gotta remind myself that my price range is smaller in CA than when I was in TX.

As for story. I'm actually leaning towards a vague "what happens in Vegas... Let's just say Spongebob Squarepants was involved. It wasn't pretty". (ya see, there was a dude in SBSP costume right there.


meara - Aug 26, 2011 12:27:57 pm PDT #28501 of 30000

No, but it would make me think of Alice and her chart on the L Word.

That chart is TRUTH. We used to joke that there were only six lesbians on the East Coast.

Indeed--y'all remember that Smonster and I, despite not ever living in the same state, had beento a big gay party together before meetin on the board?!

And I have not made spreadsheets, though I do love excel. I calculated in my head. (and I will say maybe I'm just awesome in bed! But, um, I doubt that's it)


Laga - Aug 26, 2011 12:53:30 pm PDT #28502 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I have heard that a certain technique is more likely to yield results.


Ginger - Aug 26, 2011 12:56:18 pm PDT #28503 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I have heard that a certain technique is more likely to yield results.

For spreadsheets?


Liese S. - Aug 26, 2011 12:58:20 pm PDT #28504 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Well, it's really just a matter of how you manipulate the data.


§ ita § - Aug 26, 2011 1:08:27 pm PDT #28505 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

And not how big your sample size is?


smonster - Aug 26, 2011 1:26:29 pm PDT #28506 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

meara, I'm still bummed you're not in the background of any of my pictures from that party.


Anne W. - Aug 26, 2011 1:43:01 pm PDT #28507 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Mom is preparing to evacuate. I'm still anxious on her behalf, especially as chances are she will lose phone service.


Laga - Aug 26, 2011 2:31:23 pm PDT #28508 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

evacuation~ma, mother-of-Anne


Barb - Aug 26, 2011 3:38:00 pm PDT #28509 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Pfft. Having grown up in South Florida where Hurricane parties were common, I think that's a perfectly sane response.

Ditto.