Leaving Las Vegas. After doing a sober, involuntary gravity check on the strip, and spending the evening in ER getting my forehead stitched up, I'm happy to be leaving.
Where's the praising and extolling of my virtues? Where's the love?
Host ,'Not Fade Away'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
omnis_audis - Aug 26, 2011 5:28:47 am PDT #28430 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Toddson - Aug 26, 2011 5:36:43 am PDT #28431 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
oh, o_a, so sorry.
Think up a better story to tell people though - if you come back from Vegas with visible wounds, there should be a really wild and crazy story about it.
smonster - Aug 26, 2011 5:39:42 am PDT #28432 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Aw, Ginger. So sorry.
omnis, yikes! May it heal swiftly with no scar. And if there is a scar, just make up a badass story.
I am so glad it's Friday, it's not even funny.
Word to ya motha. I was out until 10:30 last night and then stayed up to finish a book. Now I am full of gronk. Fortunately, Friday afternoons are kind of slack around here, and one of our volunteers is leaving so it's going to be extra slack.
Ginger - Aug 26, 2011 5:43:02 am PDT #28433 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Sorry, Omnis. Gravity and I are not friends either.
We need to help Omnis come up with a better story. Kicked by a pole dancer. Attacked by an old lady who thought he was trying to take her slot machine. Made the mistake of dissing Wayne Newton.
Steph L. - Aug 26, 2011 5:47:38 am PDT #28434 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Ginger, parental-deterioration-related stress SUCKS. But it's good your mother is okay.
We need to help Omnis come up with a better story. Kicked by a pole dancer. Attacked by an old lady who thought he was trying to take her slot machine. Made the mistake of dissing Wayne Newton.
Kicked by Wayne Newton when Omnis tried to take Wayne's slot machine.
Connie Neil - Aug 26, 2011 5:49:02 am PDT #28435 of 30000
brillig
Was nobly wounded when trying to protect a helpless tourist from one of those shills on the corners who are handing out business cards for hookers.
Toddson - Aug 26, 2011 5:54:39 am PDT #28436 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
A former boss was at an international conference in Rio de Janeiro (sp?). He WAS mugged by a hooker.
smonster - Aug 26, 2011 6:15:56 am PDT #28437 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Mugged by a Wayne Newton lookalike hooker when he tried to take his slot machine.
BTW, saw StW last night. Everything is cool. It was indeed him just doing the introvert turtle thing, and me doing the insecure freakout thing. He met B and some of my other peeps, but he didn't realize who B was until afterwards.
Burrell - Aug 26, 2011 6:15:57 am PDT #28438 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Oh dear o_a, sending you healing~ma.
Laga - Aug 26, 2011 6:45:15 am PDT #28439 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
We need to help Omnis come up with a better story.
A stripper needs to be involved
...and I said to her, these are not that sort of poles but I have to admit she was doing a pretty good job until we both came crashing down on the pavement.