A friend of mine who had a Mohawk got a cool dragon tattoo on her skull. She said if she wanted a conservative job all she had to do was grow her hair.
Police procedure has changed since I was little.
Wash ,'The Message'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Sep 15, 2010 5:58:28 pm PDT #2840 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Ginger - Sep 15, 2010 6:02:11 pm PDT #2841 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I was talking on the phone in the kitchen. Mr. Peabody took a toy from his basket in another room, dropped it at my feet, then went back to the bedroom. Was this a message of some kind?
tommyrot - Sep 15, 2010 6:05:02 pm PDT #2842 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I've had cats drop toys at my feet because they wanted to play, but I don't know wtf Mr. Peabody wants. He wants you to go to the bedroom and play? He wants that toy exchanged at the store for something different?
§ ita § - Sep 15, 2010 6:08:23 pm PDT #2843 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
That is seriously one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. I saw her in person once, and she was just that gorgeous, strolling down the street dressed in jeans. To die for.
tommyrot - Sep 15, 2010 6:12:04 pm PDT #2844 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Damn. She's beautiful.
tommyrot - Sep 15, 2010 6:13:58 pm PDT #2845 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Moses the camel rises from an Oregon City sinkhole
This has a happy ending:
Moses, a 1,200- to 1,500-pound Bactrian camel (that's the two-hump kind) got himself stuck in a sinkhole on his owners' rural Oregon City property late Tuesday. Mike and Kim Dilworth, who've owned Moses since he was just weeks old, could see only the animal's head sticking out of the mud.
Steph L. - Sep 15, 2010 6:16:16 pm PDT #2846 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
A friend of mine who had a Mohawk got a cool dragon tattoo on her skull. She said if she wanted a conservative job all she had to do was grow her hair.
There was a dude in the Freak-Ass Church who was heavily tattooed and was a cranky, surly, ex-junkie, musician, chef who smoked like a house on fire. One of his many tattoos -- on the back of his head -- said FUCK DISCO.
Sitting behind someone with FUCK DISCO tattooed on the back of his head makes church a whole lot more interesting, I tell you what.
tommyrot - Sep 15, 2010 6:17:44 pm PDT #2847 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
End of the stuck-camel story:
As for the Clackamas County firefighters, McAdoo said they're getting pretty good with animal rescues.
"I don't know why we are the pet rescue fire department," McAdoo said. "Some of the guys on the rescue of the camel were there when we did the cow in the well. We're getting this down."
Cow in the well? Jesus.
Typo Boy - Sep 15, 2010 6:24:03 pm PDT #2848 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Pity I never posted that. Typo Boy "Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?" Sep 15, 2010 5:31:34 pm PDT
tommyrot - Sep 15, 2010 6:24:44 pm PDT #2849 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Woops. Sorry.