So I slept through church this morning. And just now I went out and puttered around the yard (new tadpoles in the puddle pond, I think!) And now I have come to the dangerous realization that since I did not go to church, I now have absolutely no reason to put on outside pants today all day. Whoot!
We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.
Mal ,'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Liese S. - Aug 21, 2011 10:33:23 am PDT #28161 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Ginger - Aug 21, 2011 10:36:16 am PDT #28162 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
"Purple puddles" plus an excess of god and inherent sexism. I'm not saying I shouldn't be using my own version of the control journal. What we need is a flylady for snarky, cynical sorts.
amych - Aug 21, 2011 10:42:32 am PDT #28163 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Ginger is me. I've even thrown around the idea of a fly for godless cynics, which ultimately falls down on the total fail of my checklists and non-bleachiness of my own damn sink.
amych - Aug 21, 2011 10:44:30 am PDT #28164 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
(including, naturellement, the failure of any "hey, let's start a new service"-type checklist.)
Ginger - Aug 21, 2011 10:45:11 am PDT #28165 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I can't take the sink thing seriously. I am not inspired by the lovely glow of my shining stainless-steel sink.
amych - Aug 21, 2011 10:47:08 am PDT #28166 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
1962 does not approve, Miss Ginger.
askye - Aug 21, 2011 10:54:03 am PDT #28167 of 30000
Thrive to spite them
In all the years people have talked about flylady I never checked out the website.
Ooookay. I can't use that website even if the info is good. One she's just too cutesy and 2 the website need to be updated.
Hil R. - Aug 21, 2011 10:57:31 am PDT #28168 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
The Flylady website just has way too many different things to look at at once. I start reading one box, then I notice another box and start reading that, and I have no idea what anything says because I can never finish a sentence.
Connie Neil - Aug 21, 2011 11:03:18 am PDT #28169 of 30000
brillig
I find her little winged logo highly offputting.
Liese S. - Aug 21, 2011 11:06:29 am PDT #28170 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Yeah, because aren't you supposed to swat flies?
Also, why do I have to wear shoes? A system that requires I put on outside pants and shoes is a system destined to fail for me.