oomphectomy

Is that a thing, or just that you forgot what goes before "ectomy"?

I apologize for the TMI, y'all.

I posted pictures of the fibroids that had been removed from my body. I don't think that we recognize the concept. BTW, when I showed the pic to my PCP, his response was "OH MY GOD"

These recipes all would be better if you removed the actual egg from the equation.

Amen. I'm not a huge fan of eggs without a carpet of cheese, but runny eggs? shudder.

Hivemind, I'm emailing a guy that I interviewed with a few years ago who really liked me (enough to call me a year later when a position came open that he thought I'd be good for). I said this:

Hello [Contact]! I hope that you are well.

I'm writing because [University] has recently experienced a round of mandatory downsizing, and unfortunately, I was caught in it. I had just been brought in to the Law School to revitalize the LL.M. program when the RIF occurred. I am reaching out to all of my contacts for advice and any suggestions for possibilities in legal education.

If you would like, we could meet for coffee or lunch at your convenience.

Thanks in advance for any assistance that you might be able to offer.

Sincerely,

[Vortex]

Is the lunch/coffee suggestion too pushy? Also, what should the subject line of the email be? (I hate email subject lines, just open the damned thing)

I thought maybe the "oo" meant ovary? But I'm totally guessing.

And I don't think it's pushy at all. I think it's just a polite way of saying "I want to talk to you".

Maybe "reaching out" or "checking in" or yeah...I hate subject lines too.

For the trifecta - What do we think of this picture? [link]

I'm going to be making the file room in my office a semi-baby nursery. The baby will spend about 6 months here hanging out with me (yay, self-employment). The rest of the office is decorated with art from all over the world. Nothing expensive, but stuff I've liked.

I'm looking for mother/baby stuff to put in the new nursery that is actual art and NOT cutsy. I have a native american mother/baby sculpture that I love and I want to put that photo on the wall. I really like the picture, but it's not quite "art" - well, it is but I wasn't originally picturing photos.

I'm also looking at [link] but I like the Ghana picture better and [link] but a) it's a print and smaller and b) not many clients will be in this room but I'm still just a little bit (but really, just a little bit) uncomfortable with a nipple on my wall.

Vortex, I don't think the suggestion of lunch/coffee is pushy. I would be inclined to phrase it as a question instead ("Would it be possible for us to meet for coffee or lunch sometime, at your convenience?"), but I think it's probably fine either way.

Stephanie, I really like the Ghana photo.

I love that Ghana photo, Stephanie. So colorful and exactly the subject matter you want.

My god, why do I still want Nutella?

Because it’s way better than childbirth or menopause?

Actually, menopause is pretty damn good now that I'm out the other side of it. Plus, Nutella! That's what I call having my cake-in-a-mug and eating it, too.

The one recommendation I would make, Vortex, is to make the message more special to the recipient.

"I'm reaching out to all my contacts" isn't as, for lack of a better word, flattering to someone who made an effort to reach out to you when he had something for you.

I'd say something like 'I deeply appreciated you reaching out to me about [job/when] and am hoping to share more about my recent experience in the hopes that you will think of me when something else comes up. You are a valued member of my network and I would be happy to take you to lunch to catch up."

.02.

Man I hate subject lines too. I usually go with "Hello" or whatever I've used to start the body of the email. Is "Catching up" too folksy? Is "Networking" too direct?

I just got back from Planned Parenthood. Did not expect to walk out on BC. I can't stop thinking, Laga uses Depo-Provera. It's super effective. They also gave me two doses of the morning after pill, "just in case". I thought that was weird. Is it because I spilled a cup of water in the exam room? Do they just figure I must be careless?

I agree with bonny.

Also, for the subject line, how about "Networking lunch request"?