Wait. People? She eats people? 'To Serve Man.' It's 'To Serve Man' all over again.

Gunn ,'Power Play'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Aug 08, 2011 4:23:52 pm PDT #27232 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Aw, jeez, Nora. I hope it's sorted pronto.


le nubian - Aug 08, 2011 4:25:56 pm PDT #27233 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Nora,

did you get these proclamations via voicemail or email? Save them. Just in case she really does something insane like break into the place.


Nora Deirdre - Aug 08, 2011 4:30:43 pm PDT #27234 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

My property manager got the calls.

I'm afraid that the police can't do anything, because technically her lease is still valid and she hasn't gotten the check that was supposed to sever the contract.


Barb - Aug 08, 2011 4:39:09 pm PDT #27235 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

I'd think that if you can provide proof of the check being written and sent to an address she provided that was established as not valid, it would provide some leverage on your part.

ETA: Of course, I say this with the blind faith that the righteous and the Buffista will prevail.


beekaytee - Aug 08, 2011 4:56:26 pm PDT #27236 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

When will you be done? I am going to be in and out of focus, and should be in the office most of the day. Again, call me and if I miss you, I'll get back to you sharpish.


smonster - Aug 08, 2011 5:15:26 pm PDT #27237 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Don't know, exactly. The interview starts at 11:30 am your time, and I suspect it will last at least an hour or two given that we're doing a job evaluation as part of it. I will call you after.

eta aren't pants supposed to look *better* after you iron them? ::sigh::


SailAweigh - Aug 08, 2011 5:16:03 pm PDT #27238 of 30000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

le_n, I am happy to announce that the rhubarb crumble is ::kisses fingertips:: Mwah! I poured a little half and half (in lieu of not having any ice cream) over it and it is tasty.


Zenkitty - Aug 08, 2011 5:17:36 pm PDT #27239 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I'd think that if you can provide proof of the check being written and sent to an address she provided that was established as not valid, it would provide some leverage on your part.

Yeah, Nora, if she provided an incorrect address, that isn't your fault. Man, crazy tenants! I've been thinking of buying the duplex next to me, but the possibility of crazy tenants makes me quiver with dread.

Sail! Babe, when the story contains "I watched a tornado go by", don't open with "so, this crumble I'm making..." Talk about burying the lede! I almost skimmed past it ("food, okay...") then I saw "tornado" and went "wait, what?" Glad you're okay and nothing bad happened!


SailAweigh - Aug 08, 2011 5:26:09 pm PDT #27240 of 30000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

But that's my specialty! I tell little stories that are of interest, not report the news. Now, if my car had been swept up and deposited on the top of the state capitol then, yeah, I probably would have led with "My car got stuck on the top of the capitol!!"


Barb - Aug 08, 2011 5:27:00 pm PDT #27241 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

For me, I'm glad the story wound up being about crumble.