You know what they say about payback? Well I'm the bitch.

Fred ,'Life of the Party'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cass - Aug 07, 2011 4:56:51 pm PDT #27142 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

It was pretty effective, except for the bit where I burned myself, so don't do that.

Oh, excellent advice. Also for sinus headaches where aiming a hairdryer at your head helps - REMOVE YOUR METAL EARRINGS FIRST.

I barely believe eggs go bad in the fridge.

But, yeah, once I get burned by something, I can be a lot more careful...


Hil R. - Aug 07, 2011 4:56:57 pm PDT #27143 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

My grandmother's rule for things like that was "When in doubt, throw it out." But my other grandmother would just cut the moldy part off of things and eat the rest.


brenda m - Aug 07, 2011 4:58:10 pm PDT #27144 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

ION, tired. Back from a great if brief camping trip, and I'm happy to report that the dog is a champion camper. I'm expecting her to put in a formal request that we ditch this condo thing and just move into the forest full time.

Great food, gorgeous weather, though we did have one of the monsoon-style downpours we've been getting this summer at 5 this morning. Naturally, all three people instantly thought of things we urgently needed to make sure were covered so we all ended up soaked. But once we made it back to the tent it was so nice going back to sleep with the rain pounding down.

And the ranger only had to come over and tell us to shut the hell up already one time, a personal best! Sigh.


hippocampus - Aug 07, 2011 5:02:05 pm PDT #27145 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

I'm making chicken broth. How long do I simmer the bones?

Stop it people. I'm talking about soup.


smonster - Aug 07, 2011 5:11:08 pm PDT #27146 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Go Team Itchy Special Fragile Flowers!

(Although I will keep eggs for freaking ever. Not that it matters, since we go through them really quickly anyway.)

Eh. I've kept eggs unrefrigerated for weeks and lived to tell the tale. They were very fresh eggs.


Strix - Aug 07, 2011 5:17:41 pm PDT #27147 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

You can simmer for about 45 mins on med-lo, but I prefer to simmer at lo for a couple of hours. YBoneBoilingMMV.

YAY! I'm glad the heat worked, and I am SO keeping that in mind.

Hair report - not quite the screaming cherry red I was aiming for, but I AM very pleased with it. It's more a shrieking merlot-served-on-sunny-patio. It will look red but reputable in a medium-lit shot, and will blaze like fire in the sun.

That, a salt rub and a brow wax and I feel like a girl again. (Whatever that is, gender blahdy -- I FEEL PRETTY!)

Oh, and I saw a Deborah Lippmann nail polish line in my Beauty Brands and there was this utterly awesome opalescent purple-lavender-light turquoise.

Whatever Lola Wants [link] (yeah, made with Kelly Ripa, I KNOW, but if I hadn't been chanting "Budget budget wait for nail polish box, bitchface" it would have been MINE. So pretty on!


-t - Aug 07, 2011 5:21:23 pm PDT #27148 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I simmer stock for 4 hours, Sox, but I think I am an outlier (and I like my chicken broth as rich and gelatinous as possible).


smonster - Aug 07, 2011 5:25:58 pm PDT #27149 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Ombre nail polish! [link]

Paging Jilli... [link]


Nora Deirdre - Aug 07, 2011 5:27:21 pm PDT #27150 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I've kept eggs unrefrigerated for weeks and lived to tell the tale. They were very fresh eggs.

When I first started dating Tom I noticed that he kept his eggs (from the supermarket) in the cabinet. I asked him to start keeping them in the fridge, which he did, but I don't think he ever had any adverse reactions from it. I think it might have been a British thing? I don't know.


Hil R. - Aug 07, 2011 5:29:20 pm PDT #27151 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

When I visited Ireland several years ago, supermarkets kept eggs on the shelves, not in the fridge.