Today is my baby sis' 30th birthday, and she has no one to celebrate with.
You should watch a movie simultaneously that you both have or could Netflix Instant Watch and then talk and chat while you're both having popcorn.
Oh, I wish those council guys would let me have an hour alone in the room with her, if I was larger and had grenades.
Willow ,'Storyteller'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DavidS - Aug 06, 2011 11:48:36 am PDT #27054 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Burrell - Aug 06, 2011 11:58:25 am PDT #27055 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Happy birthday Scrappy!
hippocampus - Aug 06, 2011 1:07:07 pm PDT #27056 of 30000
not your mom's socks.
hippocampus - Aug 06, 2011 1:07:22 pm PDT #27057 of 30000
not your mom's socks.
Happy Birthday Scrappy!
smonster - Aug 06, 2011 1:22:45 pm PDT #27058 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Hec, I actually proposed something like that but she didn't seem too into it.
Gronk. I had a nap. Time to make dinner, I think.
Connie Neil - Aug 06, 2011 2:20:56 pm PDT #27059 of 30000
brillig
Much happiness, Scrappy.
Scrappy - Aug 06, 2011 2:26:46 pm PDT #27060 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Thank you, Connie! And I have the money to send you which I will do on Monday. Sorry it took so long--I suck.
erin_obscure - Aug 06, 2011 2:29:50 pm PDT #27061 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
Much skipping to share our sick sense of humour at work. FYI sent to every calltaker, referencing a situation where traffic lights are out in all directions...: "per another caller it's a drunk transient directing traffic, so i'm sure we'll be getting a ped struck call any minute"
And laughter breaks out throughout the room. Yeah, we might a little sick in da noggins.
IoN: i love reading the awesome swoony relationship stories. gives me hope, they do. I am currently chatting with no less than 8 prospectives on okcupid (can i keep them straight? no. I ck profiles immediately before first F2F meeting to refresh memory) one of whom is Russian (and currently IN RUSSIA until Sept) and a ballroom dancer? Seriously , i couldn't make this stuff up.
~ma to thems who needs it.
Hil R. - Aug 06, 2011 2:34:19 pm PDT #27062 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I just had fabulous Indian food, but I ate way too much of it. I got the buffet, and every few minutes, the the waiter would come up to my table and put a plate of some sort of chaat down and say, "This comes with the buffet." After a while, I started thinking, "Crap, I didn't look at the price, with all this stuff, it's going to be like $25," but it turned out to just be $13. And it was all really good, but I tried everything, and now my stomach hurts.
beekaytee - Aug 06, 2011 2:37:10 pm PDT #27063 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant
My friend's CSA delivered to me tomatillos, with which I have never cooked.
I made a chicken chili and had it over quinoa steamed with basil.
Conclusion: YUM.