I hope you don't think that I just come over for the spells and everything. I mean, I really like just talking and hanging out with you and stuff.

Willow ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Aug 04, 2011 1:25:06 pm PDT #26869 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

That was my best guess. But the guacamole is vegan, and I assume that comes with chips.

But then they just brought my burrito, labeled vegan, and it had cheese on top, sso maybe they just don't know what they're doing.


le nubian - Aug 04, 2011 1:31:15 pm PDT #26870 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Hil,

they don't know what they are doing.

I am forcing my newly adopted monogamous ideals on the laundry. No more partnerless socks!

Would you bring your laundry monogamy over here?


smonster - Aug 04, 2011 1:37:06 pm PDT #26871 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Yay Ginger!

I doubt that story would have made it to our ears if his dad didn't know that we also want kids.

That speaks highly of your FiL.

So, when I've hit the point of swinging between numb and wanting to cry, I think that means I should take half a Xanax. Oh, and eat lunch, and have coffee.

Yes, dear, it does. And like pain relief, I think it's easier to catch anxiety when it's small than try and relieve it when the demons are roaring. IOW, eat regularly and don't hesitate to take the Xanax when you start to need it.

I can picture myself loving noone but him until I get old

Aw.

meanwhile I sat in front of my computer wishing ita dated girls.

Ha! I did that, too. Like I think early in my days here I actually typed wistfully, "Are you SURE you don't date girls?" If I didn't apologize for that, ita, I do now!

can't say the story of St Woot isn't partially responsible for shining the spotlight on the guy right in front of me.

AWWWWW. That makes me happy. It's amazing and a little sad how revolutionary it is (IME) to find a truly decent, compassionate, caring partner.

I am forcing my newly adopted monogamous ideals on the laundry. No more partnerless socks!

Bahahahaha! Good luck with THAT one.

Yay for Buffistas in Nashville!

Yay indeed!

All hail friends who bring tasty, needed treats.


Atropa - Aug 04, 2011 1:46:45 pm PDT #26872 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Food, medication (half a Xanax and an Aleve), ALL THE COFFEE IN THE WORLD, and a cupcake have gone a long way to making things better. I have cleaned under the library table and found a missing earring.


Glamcookie - Aug 04, 2011 1:59:30 pm PDT #26873 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

{{{Buffistae}}}


Vortex - Aug 04, 2011 2:05:47 pm PDT #26874 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

So, a nice panic moment this afternoon when I restarted my computer after some updates and it wouldn't restart. It's had a weird rattle occasionally that started after one of my clumsy rugby guys stayed her for a weekend. Hmmmm.


beekaytee - Aug 04, 2011 2:11:32 pm PDT #26875 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Felicitations and commiserations, everyone!

Congrats, Laga, I'm so glad for you.

Maria, I know you have tons of support, but if I can lend an ear, please know it is available to you any time. Many wishes for patience, peace and best possible outcomes.

Caring gazes for all who would rather not be hugged and virtual embraces for everyone else.

Bartleby's results came in this morning (that was a _fast_ 5 days!) and they are frustratingly inconclusive...again.

Of the three needle aspirations, 2 were fat cells only and one says 'Inflammatory and malignant neoplastic cells are not observed.' There is a chance that the swelling is a lipoma...fatty deposit...but the vet is not willing to claim that as the final answer. She wants to do the aspirations again in a month.

In the meanwhile, much to my chagrin, there is nothing for me to DO. She suggested putting him on a raw diet of red meat (a particular problem for me, although I am not a full veg anymore) and some Chinese herbs. She did not indicate which herbs, so I have yet to make a decision about that.

Today, the little guy has a very bad belly including blood , but has good energy. I blame the rabies vaccine and/or Interceptor that he had not had in a few months.He blames me for not feeding him the evening meal. I'm trying to help his gut relax, but he does not like. Poor baby.

So. Not terrible news but the 5th, yes 5th vet who has for all intents and purposes, shrugged over this issue.

Argh.


§ ita § - Aug 04, 2011 2:18:50 pm PDT #26876 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

So now I can never date girls, because I will feel guilty for not dating smonster and Laga. Luckily you're both partnered off, so I can't feel too bad.


meara - Aug 04, 2011 2:21:27 pm PDT #26877 of 30000

So now I can never date girls, because I will feel guilty for not dating smonster and Laga. Luckily you're both partnered off, so I can't feel too bad.

Well, you could date me, and tell them that's why you can't date them? :) OK, maybe not...


beekaytee - Aug 04, 2011 2:25:12 pm PDT #26878 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Also, I need a reality check.

I've been thinking about finding a part time gig to tide me over the rough spots in a the slow months.

It seemed like a boon when a good friend of mine who has the most successful pet services business in my area asked me to do some HR and PR related stuff for her. This conversation happened yesterday.

Today, prior to our having a conversation about what I want to do vs, what I _can_ do, she announced to her company that I was coming on as a the Director for HR and Communications/PR.

Here are the duties she wants me to do for $20 per hour:

  • Interview potential walkers by e-mail, phone and in the field
  • Accompany new walkers on one or two training walks with outgoing walkers
  • Walk with new walkers on their first day.
  • Walk with new walkers twice during their first month
  • Periodically review each walker’s performance in advance of his or her work anniversaries (6 months, 18 months, two years).
  • Notify clients of upcoming walker transitions and troubleshoot transition related difficulties.
  • Plan quarterly, optional, events for dog walkers—morale boosting—one of these would be company Christmas party.

PR:

  • Review and edit all existing corp. communications: e-mail templates, e-mail footers (change periodically), etc…
  • Create and send out monthly client newsletter
  • Create and send out six to eight FB posts per month
  • Increase FB participation by SG clients by 25%
  • Orchestrate transition to admin software to both clients and walkers
  • Orchestrate Transition to new logo, website, franchising, etc…
  • Develop and help implement PR plan for roll out of new product launch
  • (goal: 1000 paid subscribers in first four weeks)
  • Duties to be expanded as necessary and as agreed to by both parties.

    I know that she made the company-wide announcement because her existing manager wrote me an email, giving me an assignment that is in addition to this list.

    My initial response was WHAT the ever loving WHAT?

    Am I right in assuming this is a lot more responsibility than is appropriate for $20 per hour?

    I have been the PR director for a major non-profit and have done tons of training, etc. so I have no fear of the tasks. Some I don't really want to do, and I had assumed that we would ramp up rather than, 'you start tomorrow without an agreement and, by the way, here is more to do!'

    I'm struggling to know how to respond.

    I'm committed to initiating a new employee tomorrow, but I want to take a breath and present a cogent counter offer.

    What do you think?