You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


WindSparrow - Aug 03, 2011 4:47:59 am PDT #26685 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Wait, isn't that ALL cats?

Yes, but Siamese do it three times as hard as the average cat.

Hope the doctor can do you some good.


Toddson - Aug 03, 2011 5:30:16 am PDT #26686 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Cats DO recognize a difference in species between themselves and human.

They're superior.


Toddson - Aug 03, 2011 5:32:20 am PDT #26687 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

smonster, did you know about Jericho Road?


brenda m - Aug 03, 2011 5:43:01 am PDT #26688 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Be prepared for him to think rules such as "no cats on kitchen counters" do not apply to him because he will never recognize that there is a species difference between humans and cats therefore different protocols may apply to each.

How much time do you spend on your kitchen counter?


hippocampus - Aug 03, 2011 6:19:00 am PDT #26689 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

How much time do you spend on your kitchen counter?

There are high shelves over it. So.


Connie Neil - Aug 03, 2011 6:45:33 am PDT #26690 of 30000
brillig

I so want a Siamese kitten--or two! I love chatty cats.


WindSparrow - Aug 03, 2011 7:45:02 am PDT #26691 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

How much time do you spend on your kitchen counter?

I have my front paws on the counter a lot.


Kathy A - Aug 03, 2011 7:46:37 am PDT #26692 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Mine is chatty to the extreme (ChiKat has said she's never met a more talkative cat), but she wasn't like that at the shelter. She never made a peep there, but started bitching as soon as I put her in the carrier to take her home, and she hasn't shut up in the seven years since.

ETA: This morning, she jumped onto my bed for some skritches while I was getting ready for work. I looked over at her and said, "If you only had opposable thumbs and could type, I'd send you to work for me today. You're certainly smart enough."


le nubian - Aug 03, 2011 8:09:22 am PDT #26693 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

All,

I need to buy some sage to sage the house and a colleague's office.

Where would I get some for this purpose?


Laga - Aug 03, 2011 8:11:16 am PDT #26694 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Whole foods?