We knocked 'em deader!

Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Aug 27, 2010 7:04:41 am PDT #271 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

There I was, in bed, happy that I was up early, and not franticly running late. I read Vortex post, and it reminded me, tino is turning the water off in the building at 9!! I'm happy to report, I'm done with water, with 2 minutes to spare! Guess I'll be early to work.


tommyrot - Aug 27, 2010 7:06:43 am PDT #272 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Stories of Tino being thwarted are so inspirational!


omnis_audis - Aug 27, 2010 7:09:39 am PDT #273 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Fuck em in the arse!!! (my head said this in the meanest Dubliner accent it could imagine)


Daisy Jane - Aug 27, 2010 7:17:52 am PDT #274 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I haven't thwarted Tino, but have thwarted my nemesis in another department from making us make a stupid copy change because she won't check with the copywriter before asking for them.


erikaj - Aug 27, 2010 7:26:47 am PDT #275 of 30000
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

Toddson - Aug 27, 2010 8:04:32 am PDT #276 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

snerk ... a while ago I was having problems with a young woman who, with her year-old marketing degree, had set herself up as The Authority on all things having to do with the information our employer presented to the public. She was doing graphic design and I didn't especially like her style (such as redoing our logo to fit her idea of what it should look like) but I really took issue with her flatly stating things that were wrong. I mean wrong like a wrong thing is wrong.

Turns out that before leaving she deleted all her files, so no one can update, revise, or correct the materials she created.


tommyrot - Aug 27, 2010 8:08:42 am PDT #277 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Heh. She wasn't a cross-dressing Tino, was she?

Tinoette?


Pix - Aug 27, 2010 8:10:33 am PDT #278 of 30000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

ND got no answers at the doctor. More bloodwork. He's basically been on a brown rice and toast diet for days because anything else makes him sick, so the doctor suggested trying ensure. So frustrating and stressful.


omnis_audis - Aug 27, 2010 8:13:23 am PDT #279 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

{{{ ND }}} I drink Ensure for breakfast. I like the Homestyle Vanilla Milkshake flavor. Also, there is a Ralph's brand copy, Fortify, that is almost as tasty.


NoiseDesign - Aug 27, 2010 8:15:13 am PDT #280 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

He should get more test results on Monday. If the pain becomes unmanageable over the weekend I am to go back to the ER.