Mal: There's plenty orders of mine that she didn't obey. Wash: Name one! Mal: She married you!

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Burrell - Jul 30, 2011 5:07:29 pm PDT #26457 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Not Nora (well, OK, I *am* but that's not my name around these parts) but thank you bonny. We have an old cat, and she tends to take out her wrath with an ill timed puddle or two, so your advice is quite useful.


Zenkitty - Jul 30, 2011 5:22:52 pm PDT #26458 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Nature's Miracle

That's it!

Don't y'all just LOVE my Peace Corps stories?

Yes, actually.


erin_obscure - Jul 30, 2011 5:24:02 pm PDT #26459 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

you make a booklet of Peace Corp Stories and maybe i'll start a 'true tales from the headset' of the more amusing 911 stories


beekaytee - Jul 30, 2011 5:25:11 pm PDT #26460 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Oh, Burrell, you are so welcome. This is an enormous problem and I have tried every conceivable solution.

Nature's Miracle is great to have around for other, protein-based, stains as well. Works a treat on pasta sauce, egg, blood, animal fats, etc.

I'm super-smell averse but I really like the NM smell...which dissipates quickly, in any case.

While minor, it really is a miracle.


Atropa - Jul 30, 2011 5:25:19 pm PDT #26461 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

First, get a black light and shine it in as dark circumstances as you can. The urine stains will glow yellow. The intensity of the glow will let you know how intense the saturation is.

So we need to use the black light in the dark to figure out if there are urine stains? (Why yes, our household just got a black light flashlight, 'cos we suspect the elder girlcat is getting a tiny bit senile about the litter box.)


beekaytee - Jul 30, 2011 5:25:44 pm PDT #26462 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

you make a booklet of Peace Corp Stories and maybe i'll start a 'true tales from the headset' of the more amusing 911 stories

I would totally read those.


smonster - Jul 30, 2011 5:49:45 pm PDT #26463 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

you make a booklet of Peace Corp Stories and maybe i'll start a 'true tales from the headset' of the more amusing 911 stories

And together we'll make lots of money?!?!?! Oh, wait.

Yes, Jilli, in the dark.


Laga - Jul 30, 2011 5:54:34 pm PDT #26464 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I would subscribe to the smonster/erin newsletter.


Atropa - Jul 30, 2011 5:57:24 pm PDT #26465 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Maaaaan, I really do not want to walk around our basement in the dark. But if that's the only way to see if Trin is ignoring the litter box, I guess I have to.


DavidS - Jul 30, 2011 5:58:39 pm PDT #26466 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Maaaaan, I really do not want to walk around our basement in the dark.

It's like you've watched more than one horror movie.

I could share my friend Sue's Peace Corps stories from Senegal in the late 80s. They're pretty amazing.