No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Maria - Jul 29, 2011 8:37:18 am PDT #26360 of 30000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Thanks, Sail. I'm sorry that I'm all bad news, all the time lately. I think I've forgotten what normal and reasonably happy is.


Frankenbuddha - Jul 29, 2011 8:37:25 am PDT #26361 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Much health- and it's nothing-ma for Maria's DH.


Polter-Cow - Jul 29, 2011 8:37:26 am PDT #26362 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Oh God, Maria, I'm so sorry.


tommyrot - Jul 29, 2011 8:38:03 am PDT #26363 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm so sorry, Maria.


Maria - Jul 29, 2011 8:38:34 am PDT #26364 of 30000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

That's what I get for typing slowly... Thank you, Dana and Sox. I just want him healthy.

eta: And P-C and tommy. I'm really, really glad I stumbled on this place 7 years ago.


Kate P. - Jul 29, 2011 8:43:42 am PDT #26365 of 30000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Oh shit, Maria, I'm so sorry. I'll be thinking of you and your DH on Monday and hoping for the very best outcome.


amych - Jul 29, 2011 8:53:27 am PDT #26366 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Oh, Maria, so much love and strength to you -- it's a summer of just too much suck for you. You're in my thoughts, love.


Steph L. - Jul 29, 2011 9:00:03 am PDT #26367 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Maria, all my love and good thoughts and health-ma are coming to you and DH.


Maria - Jul 29, 2011 9:01:38 am PDT #26368 of 30000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Thanks, Kate and Amy (eta: and Steph). I just really want him to be OK.


sj - Jul 29, 2011 9:02:00 am PDT #26369 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{{{Maria}}}}} I'm so sorry. Tons of health~ma headed to your DH and tons of coping~ma headed your way.