between the only two suckers I can trust
Now that is an instant classic!
Travers: Perhaps you'll favor us with a demonstration while we're here. Buffy: You mean, like, right now? 'Cause, already had my recommended daily dose of fights tonight.
'Potential'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
beekaytee - Jul 21, 2011 12:37:14 pm PDT #25880 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant
hippocampus - Jul 21, 2011 12:44:22 pm PDT #25881 of 30000
not your mom's socks.
I don't know. Does anyone have any ideas for how to respond to a twitter hack?
1) Change passwords Now.
2) Tweet "stupid weevils* in my twitter account. Fixed now. Sorries."
ETA: *Weevils are optional.
Strix - Jul 21, 2011 12:46:43 pm PDT #25882 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
And thirding on the the awesomeness of Vortex's aunt!
I keep money in my bra, too. I've had the same thing happen with a bunch of quarters.
beekaytee - Jul 21, 2011 12:46:59 pm PDT #25883 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant
Thanks Sox. I'll pass it on.
smonster - Jul 21, 2011 12:52:20 pm PDT #25884 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
A friend of mine in Peace Corps kept money tucked in the waistband of her underwear (no pockets for the wimmins, you know), but she kept forgetting when she was drunk and losing it down the outhouse.
Laga - Jul 21, 2011 1:31:23 pm PDT #25885 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
No new leads on the murder case. Police released previously withheld evidence hoping someone will come forward with new information.
billytea - Jul 21, 2011 1:37:11 pm PDT #25886 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Your boob is telling you to quit smoking.
There's a 'nanny state' joke in there somewhere.
Laga - Jul 21, 2011 1:37:35 pm PDT #25887 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I needed that laugh.
Barb - Jul 21, 2011 1:54:56 pm PDT #25888 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Lewis had to go to the mall today so I tagged along and went back into Sephora and bought the pearly dark violet MU4E lipstick.
No willpower whatsoever.
::sigh::
Typo Boy - Jul 21, 2011 2:33:29 pm PDT #25889 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
My Mom went to a forum to see the candidates for mayor. Her reaction "I'm going to vote for so-and-so. He's bright, takes the right positions on all the issues. Too bad he doesn't have a personality."